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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I realised in the middle of my shift how useless my deodorant is in the stifling heatwave spreading through my country. It's no longer effective against my awful B.O., which is a problem because I'm a mascot, and my costume traps the smell inside like a portable toilet. FML
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Isoldael 27

Don't breathe through your nose and you won't be able to smell it at least. As for the others, I hope the costume allows you to remain anonymous...

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theycallmekitty 13

If he breaths through his mouth he might just start tasting it instead. I know from experience...

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Isoldael 27

Don't breathe through your nose and you won't be able to smell it at least. As for the others, I hope the costume allows you to remain anonymous...

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theycallmekitty 13

If he breaths through his mouth he might just start tasting it instead. I know from experience...

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Isoldael 27

When the smell gets bad enough to taste it, I guess the only logical solution is a tracheotomy.

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eric40962005 8

I guess people don't know what a tracheotomy is lol

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annie_nk 22

Breathing through a tube connected to your throat? Yeah, I'd rather put up with the smell.

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fymother 13

Use an antiperspirant/deodorant combination so you can't sweat off the deodorant

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TellMeWhatsDeath 14

No you're not.

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MrSassypants 33

Actually, #4 is sorry; 4 was the one selling the deodorant to OP. For shame, 4, for shame.

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nightowl713 25

Well that stinks OP! Joking aside, Buy some febreze, and some stronger deodorant?

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Examine 7

It still probably would not work, since it reached 48 degrees Celsius.

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waterkins 7

Put car refreshers in it. That or shave your armpits, less hair means less b.o.

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zandalee 19

Take a toilet break and ask a coworker if you can use some of their deodorant.

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happle 21

I personally wouldn't share my deodorant with someone that smells like a portapotty.

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LolFMLnot 10

Use more than 1 kind of deodorant. Maybe it will help

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Amama_fml 30

You could try using one of those little fans used for inflatable costumes and wear it inside you costume. And also, buy better deodorant.

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kumonsucks 7

Well that sti--- forget it. Irish spring. **** axe

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peachesncreem 21

I love Irish Spring. Unfortunately, we don't have it in Australia.

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OhDearBetrayal 25

Send me your address and I'll hook you up, mate.

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skoob1 12

Hmm... When I was a child, people were lured in with candy. Now, apparently all you need is deodorant...

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OhDearBetrayal 25

My name is OhDearBetrayal, and I'm addicted to murdering Australians.

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Trisha_aus 15

61- May I ask why? *hides*

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kumonsucks 7

15 your cute af. Sexy austrailian women

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