Brown and sticky

By Jon - 14/03/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I came home a day after my birthday, and was greeted by my mother who told me, "Oh, I have birthday present for you." She explained that she and my father went on a hike, and handed me my present. I got a fucking stick for my birthday. FML
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Inkspell 2

Wow, wtf, i rather get nothing. lmao, what the hell, seriously though, just grabbing a stick and giving it to someone is worse than saying "sorry, don't have a present.."

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HelloFlower 0

You can do SO MANY things with a stick. The possibilities are endless.

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FFFFFFFFUUUUUUU 0

Are you sure it's not a didgeridoo? Try blowing on the stick, and if it doesn't make an awesome noise, **** your life even more... BTW, what's brown and sticky? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Bubs_fml 0

Uncaring parents and down economy ftl.

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Endymion_fml 0

Burn them! Burn the whole house to the ground!

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Komarii 0

Dude, sticks ******* rock. I wish I had one.

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mrcarmine 0

dude wtf stop being so spoiled, maybe it's a magical stick. gosh.

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SRMB4life 0

Maybe that was symbolic for "hey son, take the stick out of your ass" or something...not saying your a jerk. Although, you are complaining about a stick. Some kids didn't even get that. Happy birthday!! :D

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MoonTiger 4

Maybe it's a wish granting stick... oh... wait.

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sugarcupcake 0

Hope you have a dog?

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TEAZO 0

aw lucky u wish someone would give me a stick for my birthday.>_< btw my birthday is Monday the 16th so any one wanna give me a stick XD

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