Wow, your parents are cheap. But, at least you GOT something. A rock would've been better though. You could glue googly eyes to it and name it Fred. xD

You win

A '******* stick'? Would you have preffered a '**** stick'?

did the stick at least look cool? can you ********** with it? some people think cucumbers taste better pickled. "what?" "huh?"

#29 - Did he say he wanted a more expensive present? I reread the post twice after your comment and didn't see anything. But still, would you rather have, I don't know, a $35-$50 game, or a stick they picked up off the ground? Like #41 said, it's not about the money, it's about the thought that goes into it. "The thought that counts"? Not much of that in a twig. God, they could have picked up a bunch of twigs and spelled his name out and then stapled it all to a to a wooden board and then hung it in his room. I think that would make an awesome present, and it's got the values of your parents putting their time and effort into something you can appreciate. And to all of you calling him a spoiled brat, please shut up. You're insulting up based on groundless circumstantial claims. That doesn't really work in real life, unless you're arguing with a high school dropout (or you are one yourself).

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! Lol

Oh maaaan. I had to reread this before I realized that instead of "******* stick" as one word, you meant "******* stick" as in '****, a stick'. ... I feel stupid now. :D For my last birthday, I didn't get anything from my parents - but they have managed to 'borrow' every last cent of my birthday cash from my grandparents. You can sort of consider yourself lucky, but still, FYL.

Was is a good ******* stick?

My brothers and i did that to my sister a few years ago for christmas. We wrapped up some sticks and rocks- she didn't appreciate it, but the rest of the family got a good laugh out of it

did you wack them with that stick?