Health, Mental health, Food and Eating: Bulk buying

Bulk buying

By Anonymous - 17/10/2021 20:00 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I picked up my online grocery order. The clerk asked about the party, because he assumed I was having one because of all the ice cream I'd ordered. I'm bulimic and everything was for me. FML

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You deserved it 403

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Same thing different taste

By Wino - 05/12/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store to stock up on booze for the weekend. After the cashier commented on the size my purchase, I claimed to be hosting a dinner party tonight. I'm not. FML

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You deserved it 34 547

By Fatass - 18/04/2014 05:37 - United States - Knoxville

Today, I lied to the cashier at my local store, saying that I was "nominated to buy the candy for the party" when in actuality I went home and gorged on it alone. FML

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You deserved it 13 879

Keeping up appearances

By waterpistolriot - 23/10/2020 11:02 - Austria

Today, I ordered food for delivery. I actually made it sound as if there were other people at home so I had an excuse for ordering so much. I don't think they bought it. FML

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You deserved it 855

By tbee - 06/09/2014 00:13 - United States - East Carondelet

Today, I bought a large ice cream cake. No, there's no occasion, but I did ask the cashier to write "Happy Birthday" on it, just so she wouldn't know I was going to eat it all myself. FML

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You deserved it 10 818

Classic

By Anonymous - 11/03/2021 16:30 - United States - Enterprise

Today, I ordered a large stuffed crust supreme pizza for myself. When I picked it up, I asked for extra plates and napkins so the cashier wouldn't know I don't have any friends. FML

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You deserved it 558

By FreeOfCharge - 21/09/2009 06:06 - Canada

Today, I got a client who ordered ice cream. She seemed really nice and I thought maybe she was into me. When I asked if she wanted peanuts for an additional 50 cents, she said no. Trying to be nice, I added them anyway free of charge. I later had to call the ambulance. She was allergic. FML

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You deserved it 110 753

A bit much

By Anonymous - 27/08/2019 18:00 - United States

Today, I ordered takeout. When I looked in the bag, I saw they'd included four sets of plastic cutlery. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, then estimated that there must be at least four people eating such a large meal. I was eating alone. FML

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You deserved it 982

The customer is always an ass

By muffins - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Potomac

Today, while working my shift at the grocery store, we ran out of muffins. I'm a little overweight, and I guess that's the reason an irate customer accused me of eating all of them. FML

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You deserved it 4 666

By KMKWEEN - 16/02/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, I was at work. I work at a grocery store and a woman pulls a cart to me filled with chips, breads, lunch meats, and sodas. I said to her "Looks like you are going to have a fun party" she then looks at me and says "My mother just died, this is for after the funeral. FML

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You deserved it 10 693

Hmmm, nutritious!

By Anonymous - 27/03/2020 14:00

Today, I'm in the coronavirus-vulnerable group, so I asked my friend to go shopping for me because I'm in need of food and toilet paper. They came back with a bag of icing sugar, even though food and toilet paper were available in the shop. Forty minutes later, the shelves were stripped bare. FML

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You deserved it 224

Vesi 29

Monday 18 October 2021 5:11

Please, please seek help. You can end up ripping your throat to shreds doing that.

rgkkk 17

Monday 18 October 2021 8:50

Does it differ that much from smoking away money that also harms your health significantly? Addictions and mental illnesses don't discriminate, poor people can have it as well

Comments

Vesi 29

Monday 18 October 2021 5:11

Please, please seek help. You can end up ripping your throat to shreds doing that.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 18 October 2021 5:27

Sounds like you've scheduled at least one party. The wildest parties often end up in puking after overdoing it.

slkeithh 14

Monday 18 October 2021 7:50

:/ Please. Reach out to those who are licensed to help, if not loved family and/or friends. Someone spoke about ripping your throat to shreds but that's the least of you worries. You sound very ill. Please do right by yourself and seek the assistance you deserve.

Nhayaa2.0 17

Monday 18 October 2021 7:53

Despite the fact that bulimia is a real disease/eating disorder, I'll never understand it. It's such an occidental/rich people disorder. I'm sorry I may seem judgmental, but it's basically flushing money down the toilets. You should use that money to get professional help, not ice cream parties.

rgkkk 17

Monday 18 October 2021 8:50

Does it differ that much from smoking away money that also harms your health significantly? Addictions and mental illnesses don't discriminate, poor people can have it as well