By notthedad - 15/03/2011 15:50 - China

Today, I got a call from my long distance girlfriend. She's about a month pregnant. I haven't seen her in person for six months, but she still insists it's mine. I don't know which would be worse: her lying or her being that stupid. FML
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sweet_candy_ 17

She probably thinks you will be stupid enough to fall for it.

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DocBastard 38

Your **** has obviously been whoring around without your knowledge. Take some responsibility for it, stupid. /King Missile

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sweet_candy_ 17

She probably thinks you will be stupid enough to fall for it.

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sloppyflow 1

and it is stupid enough to think that someone would be stupid enough to fall for stupid lie like this.

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RedPillSucks 31

Why is she a terrible person? She's not saying that's what she would do. She's making a perfectly valid assumption on what OPs girlfriend is doing.

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Pham0023 12

wow. what a twit :sigh: is she mental or what?! I mean seriously does she honestly think for a second that he would fall for that crap.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Well op, which is worse depends on how she was raised, because the nature and nurture of that baby may lead to the creation of more dumb bitches. FYL, and hopefully the real daddy is a nice guy; if not, comgratz on the baby and good luck on the gf that aren't truly yours!(: you'll do fine.

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persianjr1 7

it's because they're not Persian like us huh number 3?

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fl0ffy 0

that's sad y would she lie that's just stupid did she really think u would fall 4 it

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Anai08 17

Actually I think OP's girlfriend isn't so much stupid as she is desperate. She obviously wants to think that OP's the dad. Maybe she wanted to tell him it was his in the hope that he wouldn't argue against it. Even so, it's still incredibly foolish and sad of a plan. But we all, whether we want to or not, have to deal with the consequences of our own actions.

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epyk_prince 0

You're really cute! Just thought id share my thoughts

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mfjkr 10

just wait till it comes out Peter griffin style...then you'll know it's not yours

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lunargh 7

@84, a prat is a pregnant goldfish, a twat is a ****** and a twit is an idiot, from 'twite', a small sparrow-like bird. If you're gonna spew etymology for ***** and giggles, get it right.

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MellyLuck1484 7

especially since he said "which would be worse" and he means "which is worse"

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plum_lovin 28

Jeez @215. Just because you know something others don't doesn't mean you have to be "twit" about it. (sorry if I got it wrong for cripes sake) and stop being such a douche.

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tnfan5594 0

I have to say you have one of the dumbest girlfriends ever so sucks for you

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DocBastard 38

Your **** has obviously been whoring around without your knowledge. Take some responsibility for it, stupid. /King Missile

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Igor_g5 0

That's what I was thinking. Detachable penis.

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SadikOnuska 0

Has no one considered a detachable ******?

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ktrose 0

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ktrose 0

Oh wait, just read OP's name, I can see it was implied that she cheated. Disregard my comment.

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yourmurderscenex 13

hey maybe your the girl's sister or something, cause what you just wrote made you sound like a dumb ass.

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ktrose 0

Did you not just read my comment? I said disregard my comment.

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ktrose 0

No 58, it did not make me sound like a dumb ass. Are you ignorant? Did you not read my comment which simply explained I did not read the OP's name? Of course you didn't. Otherwise you would realize placing your comment was unnecessary.

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fuckmrsoftee 0

and then i grabbed her hair and yanked her head around, demanding her to take her fml comment back.. its pointless dont buy into baiting arguments online, and its a waste of time because its not like youre going to be able to do anything about it anyway. buy a sense of humor, watch southpark.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Does it have to be southpark?

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MissBunny25 0

give katrose a break, you filthy bitches. we all make mistakes. don't act like you haven't.

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Prankster7o7 5

^ Careful getting this one off the hook, she's got some fangs! :P

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rexxy75 3

I think that's the point she is but has cheated durr

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ulicksam 0

And in the time it took for you to confess it, you could have dumped her. She obviously doesn't think too much of your intelligence and if you still call her your girlfriend, I kind of agree with her.

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nutsackmuscle 0

I've heard of this. but I was under the impression that it could only be performed by chuck norris.

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blonde313 5

That sucks!..It's really sad that she thinks she can get away with that!

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persianjr1 7

you don't love Lucy? lol

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MissBunny25 0

haha I'm so confused... my blonde side is coming out

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jordanprodigy023 0

Dump that ho

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