Kids, Parents and Bullying: Bully

Bully

By ninjawhat1337 - 25/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I told my dad that I was going to sleep over my friend's house this weekend with a few other guys to play Dungeons and Dragons. He responded with, "Oh, back in my day, me and my pals used to pick on the kids who played Dungeons and Dragons." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I'd set aside a weekend to play Dungeons & Dragons. One of our players suddenly had trouble with his wife and brought his toddler over. The kid would not stop crying, getting into places he shouldn't be, and loudly shitting his diaper every 15 minutes. I had to eject the player from the game. This is why I don't want kids. FML

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By stupid - 15/09/2009 02:56 - Canada

Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft for the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I'd set aside a weekend to play D&D. Some old acquaintances wanted to join, saying they'd pay for food. When I picked them up to drive them to the game, they claimed they were screwed on their paychecks, couldn't afford food or gas. However, they could afford Mountain Dew and candy bars for themselves. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 22:38 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I told my parents that I was going to hang out with some friends. My dad guffawed and said, "Ooh, look at Mary, pretending she has a social life." Thanks, Dad. FML

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By married to a nerd - 07/06/2018 20:30

Today, I asked my 4-year-old daughter where her father went. She said, "Out to have fun with Zoe." Acting on suspicion, I followed him and did a stakeout. Hours later, I barged in and caught him playing Dungeons and Dragons. "Zoe" is the female wizard he plays as. FML

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By fishyrael - 26/01/2021 23:01

Today, my best friend of a decade ended our friendship, all because I wouldn't kick someone from our Dungeons and Dragons table that he disliked. FML

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By unloved - 23/03/2009 18:34 - United States

Today, my parents told me they were going out for dinner tonight. I jokingly responded "Sweet! I am totally having a keg party then!" My dad responded "Keg parties are only for kids who have friends." He was serious. FML

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By just…no - 29/09/2023 10:00

Today, I asked my son what his goals in life are. He said he doesn’t have any career goals, and the only thing he wants out of life is to play Dungeons and Dragons. I have failed as a parent. FML

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By dadyoureacunt - 21/09/2013 13:10 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML

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False pretenses

By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, my friend told me that he was having a Scrabble tournament at his house with a bunch of our friends. I told my dad about the tournament and he gave me a special Scrabble dictionary to bring. Hesitantly, I brought the dictionary and as I walked in, everyone was playing beer pong. FML

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boatiebanter 0

Monday 25 May 2009 12:09

You dad was a douche as a kid. And clearly sees nothing wrong with it. But as long as he doesn't pick on you now, that's not really an FML.

d347hm4n 0

Monday 25 May 2009 12:15

Well, we all know the type of guy your old man is. Still, D&D is one of the more wholesome hobbies available to the young generation, enjoy yourself :D

Comments

Vasir 2

Monday 25 May 2009 15:15

2 - I think you confused D&D for LARPING. Larping is when they dress up and shit. D&D is awsome.

0die 0

Wednesday 18 April 2012 13:52

LARPing is kind of sad when it's a bunch of middle aged men...

Mc_Muffin 0

Monday 25 May 2009 15:16

To everyone who thinks you must be a sad loser if you play D&D - no-one is my group is a virgin, and 3/4 of us are currently in a relationship.

Rabyd 0

Monday 25 May 2009 15:18

Lol. D&D is so overrated. YDI for playing an outdated tabletop game, when there's C&C, GURPS, and online RPIs.

Von_Mal 0

Monday 25 May 2009 15:51

Dude, you've got a great dad.

Bryan_Z 0

Monday 25 May 2009 15:55

LOOOL, but regardless of how lame a game is, no one had the right to attack another unprovoked.

HellEnvenom 0

Monday 25 May 2009 16:08

lol @ most of these emo cocksuckers dissing D&D. Go back to playing your shitty wow with your little e-friends, at least D&D has interaction with REAL people.

ditlihi 0

Monday 25 May 2009 16:20

OMG!!!!! This is one of the best (or worst) FML I've ever read here. Don't ever let your dad touch you now.

nonotme 0

Monday 25 May 2009 16:20

How is this an FML? Your dad made a joke with you...be thankful your father's still in your life and not totally hostile to you, there's a lot of kids who would kill for that chance.

MandM44 0

Monday 25 May 2009 16:21

uhhhh so bets on how many people dissing D&D have never played it before? It's actually pretty fun. Beats video games by a long shot. And most people don't dress up for it, either, you judgmental sacks of crap.

jaybrown 0

Monday 25 May 2009 16:41

#29 STFU I don't care about your epic story. I have no life for commenting this brief comment I'm making. You have less for commenting your life story on how your dad destroyed your prize posession magic cards. It was a funny FML!