Kids, Parents and Bullying: Bully

Bully

By ninjawhat1337 - 25/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I told my dad that I was going to sleep over my friend's house this weekend with a few other guys to play Dungeons and Dragons. He responded with, "Oh, back in my day, me and my pals used to pick on the kids who played Dungeons and Dragons." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I'd set aside a weekend to play Dungeons & Dragons. One of our players suddenly had trouble with his wife and brought his toddler over. The kid would not stop crying, getting into places he shouldn't be, and loudly shitting his diaper every 15 minutes. I had to eject the player from the game. This is why I don't want kids. FML

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By stupid - 15/09/2009 02:56 - Canada

Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft for the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I'd set aside a weekend to play D&D. Some old acquaintances wanted to join, saying they'd pay for food. When I picked them up to drive them to the game, they claimed they were screwed on their paychecks, couldn't afford food or gas. However, they could afford Mountain Dew and candy bars for themselves. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 22:38 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I told my parents that I was going to hang out with some friends. My dad guffawed and said, "Ooh, look at Mary, pretending she has a social life." Thanks, Dad. FML

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By married to a nerd - 07/06/2018 20:30

Today, I asked my 4-year-old daughter where her father went. She said, "Out to have fun with Zoe." Acting on suspicion, I followed him and did a stakeout. Hours later, I barged in and caught him playing Dungeons and Dragons. "Zoe" is the female wizard he plays as. FML

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By fishyrael - 26/01/2021 23:01

Today, my best friend of a decade ended our friendship, all because I wouldn't kick someone from our Dungeons and Dragons table that he disliked. FML

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By unloved - 23/03/2009 18:34 - United States

Today, my parents told me they were going out for dinner tonight. I jokingly responded "Sweet! I am totally having a keg party then!" My dad responded "Keg parties are only for kids who have friends." He was serious. FML

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By just…no - 29/09/2023 10:00

Today, I asked my son what his goals in life are. He said he doesn’t have any career goals, and the only thing he wants out of life is to play Dungeons and Dragons. I have failed as a parent. FML

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By dadyoureacunt - 21/09/2013 13:10 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML

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False pretenses

By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, my friend told me that he was having a Scrabble tournament at his house with a bunch of our friends. I told my dad about the tournament and he gave me a special Scrabble dictionary to bring. Hesitantly, I brought the dictionary and as I walked in, everyone was playing beer pong. FML

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boatiebanter 0

Monday 25 May 2009 12:09

You dad was a douche as a kid. And clearly sees nothing wrong with it. But as long as he doesn't pick on you now, that's not really an FML.

d347hm4n 0

Monday 25 May 2009 12:15

Well, we all know the type of guy your old man is. Still, D&D is one of the more wholesome hobbies available to the young generation, enjoy yourself :D

Comments

Callyn 47

Monday 25 May 2009 13:49

#14: "I'm sorry but Dungeons and Dragons seems like a stupid game." Don't bash what you've never tried. D&D is fun, though I like World of Darkness and Exalted better. Plenty of awesome, non scene people play it, you just have a skewed sample.

TJStarzZ 8

Monday 25 May 2009 14:00

First off, anyone saying "D&D sucks, waste of a life, get a life", etc. think about yourselves. What are you doing commenting on this post by a 'lifeless loser', hm? Technically, you're wasting your lives to tell him his sucks, aren't you? Another question is, don't some of you play online games, as well? Think about THAT-- while you're playing your World of Warcraft, think about how much a 'life' you CLAIM to have. Now, at least show the guy some respect (given this isn't a 'real' FML anyway). Second, Lol, my dad used to hate Pokemon, Harry Potter, and every Magick-related thing I took into his house. He'd take my keychains, bag attachments, and toys, and burn them, in my face. Even so, I don't visit the bastard anymore, so it doesn't matter. And hey, I still play lots of games - many online- and still have a colorful social life, good school offers, and I'm not morbidly obese. Tell your dad when you end up becoming smarter than him and making more than he makes (like the rest of the kids he picked on), he can make fun of you some more when he's asking for your money. =)

cmonbru 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 7:06

not morbidly obese but still pretty ****** chubby lol

falwoodaj 5

Saturday 9 June 2012 2:16

You basically took the attention from the topic of OP to your self. Bravo

niquenique_ 7

Tuesday 25 December 2012 3:36

who is actually going to read all this

theINC 0

Monday 25 May 2009 14:03

So what if the guy likes D&D? Anyone who criticises someone because of what they choose to do in their spare time is clearly a douchebag. I say FYL, even if it's not that bad.

AntX2 1

Monday 25 May 2009 14:05

One of my best friends loves D&Ds, it's quite fun actually but I've never get in full gear or anything.

TigressUK 0

Monday 25 May 2009 14:17

#23 - you must have had a sucky childhood, poor you :/ D&Ds is how a lot of fantasy authors get started. Don't bash something that inspires creativity.

gorjjays6 0

Monday 25 May 2009 14:36

"my dad used to hate Pokemon, Harry Potter, and every Magick-related thing I took into his house" lol

jillz 0

Monday 25 May 2009 14:51

Dungeons and Dragons FTW! FYL just because I can't click YDI on a fellow adventurer. :p

tiny_cactus 0

Monday 25 May 2009 14:57

DnD is pretty much the best thing ever. Marry me. And for the people who are ragging on it, riddle me this: is it unpopular to sit at home and play video games every once in a while? No, it's accepted. DnD is basically just the party version of a video game, at least you have friends.