Burglary [gone sexual]

By Anonymous - 01/12/2010 05:11 - United States

Spicy
Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML
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firemanrob 0

haha you should of used your penis as a gun cocked it and shot **** in there face

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wyattsawesome 0

Did you finish the job?

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dblock187 0

U know the world ain't safe when u can't jack off in peace.

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Stupidpeopleanno 5

"Put your hands up!" *puts hands up* "No! I said hands...not... Oh nevermind."

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Yodimon 0

Finish the deed in their faces, then run!

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bella789 8

hahaha oh I wish I coulda seen the look on their faces (:

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L3Paparazzo 7

This my favvvv by far. Nxt time lock the doors :)

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unregisteredlove 0

I bet the robbers didn't expect the guy they were robbing to have a loaded gun pointing right back at them.

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anton4223 3

did they join? LOL. how big (or small) is your gun OP ? lol

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