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By bluedevil26 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got my eyebrows waxed for the first time in a few months. Once she finished, she handed me the mirror and asked, "How does it feel to look human again?" FML
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Cloudy_fml 0

What a bitch! You should have poured the hot wax in her eyes and screamed, "HOW DOES IT FEEL TO NOT SEE ANYMORE?"

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i think its hair-dresser humor...i always make the cave-man comment after i get mine done. and i know i feel human again after i get mine waxed.

That lady just said what everyone else was thinking. if you dont want people to think you look like shit, take care of yourself and groom regularly.

e_wal329 0

omg i get my eyebrows waxed regularly and last time she (in chinese) asked to wax my mustache. i dont have a mustache. f her

singer424 0
KAMFisBAMF 0

They say things like that to me all the time. One time I wasn't getting them waxed and the girl said, "Man I would love to wax your eyebrows, they're so thick"

Don't take it personal! They allllll say that! One time, I went to get my brows waxed and she asked me if I wanted to get my mustached waxed as well (mind you I DONT have a stache! if I did, I'd be the first to say. My boyfriend was pissed that she said that.) she literally begged.. I think its a way to get you to keep comin back.

HAHAHAHAHAHA thats so ridiculous reminds me of miss congeniality "eyebrows...there should be two!!" (during sandra bullock's huge makeover in the beginning) but yeah she sounds like one of those annoying sales people in the mall who try to make you feel like crap and like you need the products/continue buying shit "can I see your nails? oh GOD!!! let me show you something..." I got that once

This isnt a fml. I bet the girl was walking in there complaining about how bad her eyebrow looked, then after she's done she jokingly said, "How does it feel to be human again" in response to your complaint.