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By bluedevil26 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got my eyebrows waxed for the first time in a few months. Once she finished, she handed me the mirror and asked, "How does it feel to look human again?" FML
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Cloudy_fml 0

What a bitch! You should have poured the hot wax in her eyes and screamed, "HOW DOES IT FEEL TO NOT SEE ANYMORE?"

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SamuraiDeli 0

Yet another, "Today, someone had a sense of humor and I didn't. FML."

What a bitch! You should have poured the hot wax in her eyes and screamed, "HOW DOES IT FEEL TO NOT SEE ANYMORE?"

xiheartjonas 0

that's meannn but MAD FUNNY ! haha

You could always ask her if she wants to try the sensation or not! :)

Just out of curiosity, if you got them waxed before, why didn't you tweeze them in between?

MyLifeBeLikeOh7 0

Thats rude. you should of said 'I dont know, how does it feel to be such a dog, considering you're a bitch'

cuttybuddy 0

you should have given the waxer tons of compliments like "oh this looks great" and "wow you did a great job". then when you went to pay you should have pulled out a huge amount for tip and told her "this is what you would have gotten if you weren't such a c*nt." then leave.