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By bluedevil26 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got my eyebrows waxed for the first time in a few months. Once she finished, she handed me the mirror and asked, "How does it feel to look human again?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 117
You deserved it 12 773

Top comments

Cloudy_fml 0

What a bitch! You should have poured the hot wax in her eyes and screamed, "HOW DOES IT FEEL TO NOT SEE ANYMORE?"

Comments

whattheeff 0

#13 all the way ! LMAOO. don't take that kind of shit from anyone ! ahaha.

It's kind of frightening that so many of you are supporting the unstable psychotic response that #13 offered.

@#3- LOL! @ OP- you know waxing your brows will make your eyelids sag before you get old right? Pluck gently.

I've had bad experience with eyebrow waxers too. The first time I got my eyebrows waxed I walked in and the lady said "your eyebrows are so messy!" furthermore, she commented on my acne while she was waxing. -_-

Rick_S 3

"How does it feel to have just lost your tip?"

drunkrabbit22 0

people seem to think of FML as a place to campaign against joking with people

emphyants 0

wow if your eyebrows were that bad then you did deserve it

i sorta agree with #21... i think it's hairdresser humor... although it completely depends on how it was said. my best friend is drop-dead gorgeous but we make fun of her for having two caterpillars living on her forehead; it's COMPLETELY exaggerated (i actually think she pulls off thicker eyebrows really well) and it's just a form of affection.

SilverMyst787 0

I would've looked at her n been like "It feels great, especially since I'm getting this for free, cuz you can forget about the payment after that little comment. How does it feel to get stiffed?" That's only if she were being a serious bitch. She was probably kidding tho. Don't take it to heart.

thischick 0

at least you look human now