Miscellaneous: Busted

Busted

By well SHIT - 27/02/2014 21:46 - United States - Little Elm

Today, while having a sneak through my brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is what happens when people don't respect the author's privacy." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2015 02:33 - United States - North Little Rock

Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML

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By ugh - 05/06/2010 23:49 - Canada

Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2012 20:49 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML

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By frustrated - 05/08/2009 20:30 - Ireland

Today, my brother deleted all traces of the novel I've been working on for three years from my laptop. The reason? When I was born I "stole all of Mum and Dad's attention." He's 24. FML

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By ilovemybrother - 28/10/2009 00:29 - United States

Today, I got on my computer and saw my little brother had left his myspace page up with a message between him and his friend. They were talking about a plan to basically humiliate me in any way possible. It was called "Operation: Fat Cow." FML

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Well played

By Hank-T4 - 11/10/2015 11:45 - Australia - Truganina

Today, while looking through my son's browser history, I found a Google search for "stop looking in my history u nosey cunt". I swore last week that I don't invade his privacy, so I can't even punish him for the bad language without looking like a lying bastard. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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By missyoudad. - 31/08/2010 07:54 - Australia

Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML

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By suspended - 31/07/2016 15:39 - United States - Grand Blanc

Today, I had to give an important presentation, so I checked it over one last time before taking a shower and heading out. I found out too late that my brother used that window of opportunity to replace the entire document with the N-word repeating over and over again. FML

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Terrible prank

By Malakai - 02/02/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, while I was in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been Facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

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mpkpm 19

Thursday 27 February 2014 23:52

Hah, I'd say watch your back if your brother wasn't hilarious. Good on him.

zoepie 7

Thursday 27 February 2014 23:53

Why the **** were you looking?

Comments

DanielleinDC 33

Friday 28 February 2014 15:18

Maybe you shouldn't snoop through other people's computers. YDI.

Luluthus 41

Friday 28 February 2014 16:04

YDI for spying on him. Also your brother is awesome.

middlenamefrank 8

Friday 28 February 2014 16:34

Why does it seem like this isn't the first time you've "snuck a peek" at his stuff? Maybe, just maybe, you should stop that shit. He knows and he's NOT happy about it.

krad204 21

Friday 28 February 2014 16:36

I'm guessing he wrote that just so if anyone snooped on his computer they would see that..

pandalover69 26

Friday 28 February 2014 17:29

Your brother is awesome and you are obviously a known snoop in your family. He probably wouldn't have written that story if your weren't a snoop. Guess what he wrote it because he knew you would go through his computer. Maybe you should take the hint and snooping around.

Meepson 9

Friday 28 February 2014 17:34

Run

reilyn 10

Friday 28 February 2014 17:54

I'm still trying to figure out why you would want to snoop through your brother's computer... Expecting a gift? I know I wouldn't want to know what was on my brother's.