Health: Busted

Busted

By Anonymous - 14/05/2010 04:33 - Canada

Today, after taking a pregnancy test and carefully disposing of all the evidence so no one would find out, I realized I left the receipt for it on the bathroom counter. I noticed too late as I watch my mom step out of the bathroom, and my step-father go in right after. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 02:35 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML

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By anonymous - 05/03/2014 05:43 - United States - League City

Today, my mom came into my room, yelling at me about a pregnancy test that she found in my bathroom. My mom wouldn't believe me when I said it wasn't mine. Turns out my sister bought the test, threw it under my bathroom cabinet, and now she won't admit to the prank. She thinks this is hilarious. FML

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HOW VERY DARE YOU?

By Fear of the unflushed…for life, the sentencing. - 10/06/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, I pooped in a drug store bathroom but forgot to flush. I left to go find my mom and found her in the toy section. I guess after I had walked away oblivious, a woman had walked into the bathroom behind me and found the kids I'd abandoned. She then came and found my mom and me, then yelled at me. FML

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By melas303 - 30/12/2012 00:22 - United States

Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2012 15:42 - United States

Today, after much deliberation, I decided to accept my parents' invitation to a family dinner. A half hour after I arrived, all hell broke loose, because my mom's pregnancy test had come back positive, and she was convinced my dad had poked holes in his own condom. FML

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By missy - 09/03/2009 22:54 - United States

Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in to the doctors to test for any allergies. I did what she had asked and went to my room. I came down stairs later and found her in the bathroom putting my pee on a pregnancy test stick. FML

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By Anna - 20/01/2019 16:00

Today, I went into a gynecology appointment to find out my IUD had apparently fallen out without me knowing. What tipped me off? My pregnancy test. FML

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By phukt - 19/05/2010 18:42 - United States

Today, after racing home with a jumbo package of toilet paper, I ran into my house to go to the bathroom. I then realized I'd left the toilet paper in the car. FML

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By I'm stupid - 25/11/2012 15:08 - United States - Naperville

Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2009 08:21 - United States

Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML

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Friday 14 May 2010 12:04

Three words: YDI

britterss 0

Friday 14 May 2010 12:13

don't get yourself in those situations if youre not ready to deal with the consequences!! if you're afraid of your parents finding out then you're not ready and shouldn't have sex!! if your parents wanted to raise another child they would have had another one!! use birth control and condoms, oh yeah, and abstinence!

Comments

britterss 0

Friday 14 May 2010 12:42

I love that quote Its hilarious

lil_ham1644 29

Friday 27 June 2014 21:49

Comment on your own thread

britterss 0

Friday 14 May 2010 12:50

ps. OP YDI

jgilez 0

Friday 14 May 2010 12:51

leave the receipt to an abortion clinic on the kitchen counter, problem solved.

rustic 0

Friday 14 May 2010 13:25

no that's wrong. just because op was stupid doesn't mean the baby has to pay for it. IF she is prego she should keep it and learn her lesson to not open her legs irresposibly.. YDI op

SarahMarie83 0

Friday 14 May 2010 20:03

Unfortunately it's the baby who would suffer in that scenario. I'd rather see a baby aborted than neglected by parents who don't care. Not to say that OP would be neglectful as I don't know her.

britterss 0

Friday 14 May 2010 12:55

.....or keep your ******* clothes on, legs closed!!! why is that so ******* hard for people these days???

jgilez 0

Friday 14 May 2010 12:59

hormones?

fualignment 0

Friday 14 May 2010 13:00

because we are hornyy!!! and where did that arm fml post go?

britterss 0

Friday 14 May 2010 13:03

using your hand won't make babies, or other "precautions" haha and I was wondering the same thing about the arm one haha

jgilez 0

Friday 14 May 2010 13:24

it was fake?

3Evo3 0

Friday 14 May 2010 13:07

shouldn't have ****** the lawnmower dude next door

britterss 0

Friday 14 May 2010 13:14

Agreed

WYlacrossegirl7 0

Friday 14 May 2010 13:14

good job dumbass.

deannamarie12 0

Friday 14 May 2010 13:16

YDI. If you didn't want them to know, you couldve made sure everything was actually thrown away or hidden to hide the evidence.

Tombstoney 0

Friday 14 May 2010 13:59

YDI... not for having sex and possibly being pregnant... Just because you fail so hard at hiding things. Why the hell do you even need the receipt? Are you gonna bring it back and demand a refund when you're finished with it?