Awkward, Cute and Love: But wait, there's more! - FML

But wait, there's more!

By T-Pain - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend stopped making out with me to watch a thirty minute infomercial on the Topsy-Turvy upside down tomato planter. FML

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chrispaul444 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:16

pretty legit reason to stop macking imo

poolshark 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:24

1)How the hell does one rip up a tomato planter? (#4) 2)Why does there happen to be a Topsy Turvey Upside Down Tomato Planter ad on this page? Propaganda much?

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suckstobeyou3 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:53

Buy him one. He obviously wants that more than you. And next time you make out, keep the TV off.

jackaaa 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:58

My mom bought me one of those today.

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:00

That just gave me an idea as to what I should get my Mom for her birthday.

curryndricegirll 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:11

These FMLs are annoying. So your boyfriend doesn't may attention to you every minute? Big freaking deal! If it's so important to you, why did you even have the TV on?

thubar 3

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:12

What a fag! Break up with him and we can make out as long as you want :)

neverland_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:18

One of you is gay.

sandy_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:36

That sounds awesome! Sorry, but informercials are totally legit...I'd probably stop making out w you too for that.

fedora_fan13 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:40

wow...that's more of an fml for him that he would actually watch that crap...

fedora_fan13 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:40

wow...that's more of an fml for him that he would actually watch that crap...

fedora_fan13 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:40

wow...that's more of an fml for him that he would actually watch that crap...

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