Awkward, Cute and Love: But wait, there's more! - FML

But wait, there's more!

By T-Pain - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend stopped making out with me to watch a thirty minute infomercial on the Topsy-Turvy upside down tomato planter. FML

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chrispaul444 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:16

pretty legit reason to stop macking imo

poolshark 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:24

1)How the hell does one rip up a tomato planter? (#4) 2)Why does there happen to be a Topsy Turvey Upside Down Tomato Planter ad on this page? Propaganda much?

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UNLCKYBTCH 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 1:18

why did this get through?! it's just stupid!

rocket9 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 1:22

wow

BeanieBaby 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 1:30

Topsy-Turvy is pretty freakin awesome

hehehahalala 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 1:32

LOL @ 21. Billy Mays is the MAN!

Frozenstein 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 1:33

those things are so innovative!!

stevenjeffery 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 1:33

@#21 im only aroused when billy mays is on the TV

StreetSinger 4

Thursday 23 April 2009 1:34

Those infomercials are mesmerizing, man. How else can you grow tomatoes UPSIDE DOWN?! Haha, ironically, an add for the Topsy-Turvy Upside-Down Tomato Planter appeared on this page when I commented.

omgitsseejay 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 1:52

on his defense, the topsy-turvy tomato platter is a great product.

trackrunner525 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 1:55

agreed with #9...this isn't an FML

alyssamarie218 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 1:58

HAHAHHA

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