Awkward, Cute and Love: But wait, there's more! - FML

But wait, there's more!

By T-Pain - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend stopped making out with me to watch a thirty minute infomercial on the Topsy-Turvy upside down tomato planter. FML

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chrispaul444 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:16

pretty legit reason to stop macking imo

poolshark 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:24

1)How the hell does one rip up a tomato planter? (#4) 2)Why does there happen to be a Topsy Turvey Upside Down Tomato Planter ad on this page? Propaganda much?

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Moomoomoo_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:02

now, maybe if it was the SHAMWOW this would be acceptable :p

cpt0bvi0u5 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:05

that shit is ridiculous.

eleanor_rigby 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:15

Sometimes people do that when the makeout session is bad and they're trying to get a break from all the gross-slobbery kissing. Or, he's just easily amused.

ch3lsazz 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:22

at that point either you were doing terribly or he just lost interest...if he lost interest you shuld've kissed his neck or something to draw back his attention. Mayb it was just an infomercial he culdn't miss..i mean the topsy-turvy tomato planter is pretty cool.

quachie 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:28

Who wouldn't want to grow fresh, juicy homegrown tomatoes quickly and easily all year around with no bending and no back-breaking tending?

Richieq212 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:32

looks like someones not into women

alphabetcity 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:34

Does he enjoy tomatoes?

Bitts 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:38

But wait! There's more...

Angelol_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:43

30 minutes? Last time I saw it it was only for a few seonds. I mean c'mon, IT GROWS RIPE TOMATOES CUCUMBERS AND...whatever else.

MoobyTheCow 2

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:46

Now you know what to get him for his birthday. SCORE!

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