Bye bye love

By stacyyvonne - 07/10/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I finally found the courage to tell my drug addict husband that I'm leaving him. He sat in his chair, denying using drugs, ever. Right after he said this, he passed out and spilled hot coffee on himself. He then denied spilling the coffee. As I was leaving, he took all of my shoes. FML
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Jacobt24 19

It sounds like if you just leave, your husband won't even remember.

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ollie179 21

Take his shoes, go to target, buy some shoes get a divorce and drive off into the sunset...

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MJJ5809 9

Best of luck, you'll do much better if you already have that kind of courage.

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scottwadd1 0

You did the right thing. I feel for you.

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castrosabeast 7

Sounds like a good episode of intervention!

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Enslaved 36

That show trips me out. The person lets cameras follow them around doing drugs, for what about a week? And then the addict is shocked that the intervention takes place. Lol I stopped watching after I saw a lady in such need of a drink, she drank mouthwash! Too heartbreaking.

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MainPrism 16

Maybe he has narcolepsy & a foot fetish?

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kurlyfries222 0

Yep the shoes are definitely the biggest issue here!!!

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NoNotTheFace 8

Ouch my dick. It burns and it went limp. -You did it to yourself. Wha... me? Bitch, if I wanted a limp dick I would just look at Barbara Streisand. -OH NO YOU DIDN'T. Leave that asshole. Barbara Streisand ******* rules.

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DarkHelmet 10

Nice whackjob you married there

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Christine14_6 0

He should get some help that definantly sucks.

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