Cars, Thief and Transportation: Bystander

Bystander

By Chops - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 100 328

You deserved it 4 524

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By tracelee - 03/03/2009 09:22 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 531

You deserved it 13 247

By munchkin - 26/10/2009 06:35 - France

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 851

You deserved it 42 497

By Lackadaisical - 15/01/2010 00:01 - United States

Today, I thought I'd be safe by looking before crossing a one way street unlike I normally do. Too bad I looked the wrong way and didn't see the car that hit me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 239

You deserved it 35 658

By nerd - 18/06/2009 14:15 - Finland

Today, I was driving in my car when out of the corner of my eye I notice a car pulling up next to me trying to get past me. I speed up, so as not to let the car pass me. It took me a while before I noticed I was racing against the shadow of my own car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 325

You deserved it 76 329

By eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 747

You deserved it 56 014

By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 945

You deserved it 56 317

By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 283

You deserved it 4 154

By Anonymous - 18/06/2012 14:39 - Canada - Markham

Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 243

You deserved it 2 744

By Anonymous - 01/12/2015 09:49 - Australia - Corrimal

Today, I couldn't see my car in a crowded car park. I pressed unlock on my keys and saw the lights flash. As I walked over I also saw someone run from my car with an armful of my stuff. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 722

You deserved it 6 612

Coming through!

By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 861

You deserved it 240

mrcarmine 0

Monday 9 March 2009 15:15

NOOOOOO WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY shit, that ******* sucks. i'm sorry, buddy.

iampunk 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 5:27

'Cause you were there and would know right?

Comments

shinigami777 1

Monday 16 March 2009 10:03

#18, you're just stupid! who can't describe their own car to the cops?! #19, I don't see what's so hard to believe about a car theft, they happen all the time!

anynonymous_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 3:18

That sux but is incredibly funny. Totally made my day (yes i know i'm a horrible person)

squelchy451 0

Monday 30 March 2009 3:06

i dont see how some people would click "u deserved that one" its not like he/she parked in diabled person/tow-away or in front of a hydrant. That really sucks hope u got your car back :)

PandaLoverXD 12

Sunday 29 January 2012 20:20

They want to be 'different', so they pick YDI even though they don't deserve it.

wickedsick 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:33

Ahhh. That's ******. Sorry.

bigraws23 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 6:04

LOFL

capgray 0

Monday 15 March 2010 6:10

thats what she said ^

k_cuz 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 15:11

You forgot to capitalize "I".

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Thursday 10 June 2010 11:27

Wow. I'm a kind of grammar nazi (with stuff like "should of" or your/you're), but I-capitalization? Seriously? Pull your head out of your ass.

hihowudern 0

Monday 14 March 2011 2:18

WOW THAT SUCKS ;p

mokielove 10

Friday 22 March 2013 20:53

confused ok you parked your car a distance of 3 blocks. as you were turning the last corner you saw the car and dodged out the way. how did your car go that far turn corners, and almost hit you. do you get what I'm saying makes no sense.