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Call 911

By Spadiethestar - 31/07/2009 08:36 - France

Today, I discovered that my cheating, stealing ex-boyfriend is posting pictures of naked women having group sex, with my face photoshopped onto them. He sent those to my boss, my friends, my family, and only because I refused to bail his drunken self out of jail a couple weeks ago. FML

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Facebook of what?

By TheOtherWoman - 18/01/2013 17:21 - United Kingdom - Weston-super-mare

Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML

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Reverse Uno

By Anonymous - 15/12/2020 20:01

Today, while trying to be sexy for my fiancé by going to change his background photo to a naughty pic of myself, I found out he's been actively cheating on me. For almost a year, with multiple women. When confronted, he tried telling how hard me finding out was for HIM. FML

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You deserved it 154

By blahppl14 - 27/12/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2016 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML

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Profiler

By ocean555 - 07/03/2011 00:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered that my Facebook profile picture, of me between my boyfriend and a friend, is actually me between my boyfriend and the girl he has been cheating on me with. FML

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Tact and charm

By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 13:04 - United States

Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML

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Never send nudes

By Anonymous - 20/03/2022 00:01

Today, I received a call from my employer. They found that some of my nudes have surfaced on the internet. Personal nudes and videos I took exclusively for my boyfriend. He denies he put them out there. Then who did? How stupid does he think I am? FML

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You deserved it 587

Stop tagging people

By CatsOutBagsOut - 14/03/2023 20:00

Today, thanks to my asshole coworker and his obsession of posting pictures and tagging me in them on Facebook after I repeatedly told him not to, my wife found out about a party we had with colleagues only. I’m seen in several photos kissing my work bestie, who I hoped I’d keep under wraps until now. FML

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You deserved it 3 919

By Anonymous - 17/07/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, to get back at me for breaking up with him, my ex-boyfriend thought it would be really funny to post semi nude pictures of me on Craigslist. To top it off, he decided to give all 200+ people who responded to my ad my home phone number. I'm getting non-stop calls from horny freaks. FML

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You deserved it 20 552

Prosecution time

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 20:00 - United States

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend posted a video of me going down on him online. FML

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Jaywin 3

Friday 31 July 2009 16:12

You sure know how to pick 'em....

skiBOAT 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:14

People on this site have shit luck with relationships...

Comments

nodbor 11

Sunday 2 August 2009 10:11

Photoshop his face on a guy doing it to sheep and other livestock.

ObadiahtheSlim 2

Sunday 2 August 2009 14:34

Not sure how French laws work, but here in the States that's liable and you can get sued for it.

iBimmer 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 15:12

too late for a comment, but what the hell.. YDI for dating a photoshopper.

turtlellama 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 21:27

LOLOLOLOLOL THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER READ. #164 and #24 made.my.day. Hahahahaha.

dizzyyy 0

Monday 3 August 2009 0:32

You should charge him.

nightshade_22 0

Monday 3 August 2009 9:14

wow seriously?? ppl can be so low and stupid.

_THE_MASTER_ 0

Monday 3 August 2009 16:09

this wouldn't happen to be the same person who posted about her BF getting arrested for bangin some chick in a model home, would it? that'd be so funny.

BadLuckTuck 0

Monday 3 August 2009 21:38

Exactly what I thought when I read it XD

Joborikos 0

Monday 10 August 2009 14:19

that would be the most epic thing ever... what if there are literally just like 50 people who are telling about their fubar life on this? Ridiculous

mylyfsukswbu 0

Monday 3 August 2009 22:05

You do not understand, this is not so bad at all. When people photoshop heads onto other peoples bodies it is not good enough to look real. Also this jsut shows other people what an imature jerk your ex boyfriend is.

fedex_chan 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 10:12

No, when amateurs photoshop peoples faces onto other peoples bodies it looks fake. However, in the right person's hands photoshop can make anything look real enough to fool people who aren't very good at editing and thus can't recognize an expertly shopped photo.

TH_LOVER13 0

Monday 3 August 2009 23:28

u should get back at him!!

Meh546 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 6:02

OP: Wow. Asshole of an ex. Can't you you sue him for deformation of character or some form of harassment? Or get a restraining order...Sorry about the douchebag of an ex. At least he sucked at the editing. And WTF is up with 75% of the FML comments not even being about the FML?? And from one stinking WORD as well??