Call CPS!

By Daddo - 20/03/2018 14:00 - United States - Elkhart

Today, picking up my children from school, I overheard some kids saying what a rotten person their dad was, and how they hated him. It was my kids talking to their friends about me! Why? Because I didn't buy them a bag of jelly beans the day before. FML
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arandomperson97 18

In one regard, yes that’s spoiled of them to say. However, if that’s the worse thing they can say about you, you’re probably a good parent. Kids often over exaggerate. Teach them a lesson about respecting what they have in life.

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RichardPencil 30

You probably abused them by feeding them real beans instead, and other vegetables! Ick! No wonder we’re cranking out so many sociopaths these days!

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arandomperson97 18

In one regard, yes that’s spoiled of them to say. However, if that’s the worse thing they can say about you, you’re probably a good parent. Kids often over exaggerate. Teach them a lesson about respecting what they have in life.

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RichardPencil 30

You probably abused them by feeding them real beans instead, and other vegetables! Ick! No wonder we’re cranking out so many sociopaths these days!

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Donut_Wizard 23

Must be a Jerry.

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Lobby_Bee 17

I'm calling child services, you're going to jail!

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pjsr 32

If other kids are saying, ‘I hate my dad, blah blah’, some kids feel like they need to say something to fit in. Peer pressure is sometimes self imposed.

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Glowworm56 26

Next time get them a bag of jelly beans--the black licorice kind.

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Ishvah 15

That's what my mom is putting in the Easter Eggs for my siblings.

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mattyiscool123 26

Nah, definitely get them the sugar free ones

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evilmom75 3

I think the nasty joke jelly beans would be best. you know the ones that taste like barf and cat food lol

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ohsnapword 21

Or the trick flavors. Who doesn't want a sweaty sock flavored jelly bean?

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Glowworm56 26

The Bean Boozled jellybeans are a fabulous idea. However, there's still a chance that they might actually get a good flavor.

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

HOW DARE YOU?!?!?

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Ashok Kumar 13

Fast forward , what will say if they can't get PS or Xbox😀😀

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ARISKomuniszt 24

This is the fault of Capitalism. If it weren't for self-entitlement of class and the correlation of gifting to love, they wouldn't be talking smack.

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