Videos, Weird and Love: Call the cops

Call the cops

By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Sarah - 17/12/2012 12:25 - United States - Statesboro

Today, I had to break up with my boyfriend when I caught him installing cameras in my bathroom. FML

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Gonna need that channel name

By alyssac11 - 25/05/2010 04:55 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has a YouTube channel devoted to taking the camera out whenever he has to fart. FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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By distressed - 05/11/2010 23:36 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML

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By Lisa - 09/11/2018 07:00 - United States - Sedalia

Today, I developed a roll of film I'd had sitting around for years. It was all images my ex had taken of him scrubbing his ass and toilet with my electric toothbrush, which I'd used for at least a month after our breakup. FML

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By Nina - 20/05/2022 12:00

Today, before third period I went to the restroom and tried to take a sexy Snapchat video to surprise my boyfriend. My video was ruined thanks to some slob in the next stall taking the loudest most explosive dump I've ever heard. FML

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By Toilettrash - 06/07/2012 10:51 - United States

Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By lostvideo - 24/08/2010 07:25 - Israel

Today, I realized that I hadn't seen my video camera in a while. After searching for several minutes in my room, I remembered that I had given it to my dad to hide before our month long trip (so even if someone broke into the house the video camera would be safe). He's forgotten where he hid it. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML

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Monday 7 September 2009 12:05

EWWWWW!!!!

Nightfallz 0

Monday 7 September 2009 12:07

that's freaking wierd...

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kelc08879 0

Monday 7 September 2009 19:56

Press charges. seriously. that's sickly disturbing.

Jincos 0

Monday 7 September 2009 19:57

sc, it's called a hidden camera you dumb-shit.

fmh123 0

Monday 7 September 2009 20:21

ewww what! btw AZ ftw

gummibehrs 4

Monday 7 September 2009 20:58

That's extremely creepy and intrusive. Record him doing something extremely embarrassing and make him give you the tapes back :D

cmac86 23

Monday 7 September 2009 21:16

I had no idea girls pooped.

TheHeroOfTime 0

Monday 7 September 2009 21:28

^ lmfao

bartender_fml 0

Monday 7 September 2009 21:30

Haha , this is too similar to the one about the air freshener..

TheHeroOfTime 0

Monday 7 September 2009 21:33

I wonder if anyone else laughs really hard everytime someone says to "dump" him.

xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0

Monday 7 September 2009 21:39

******* wierdo.

satan178 0

Monday 7 September 2009 21:41

that's..****** up ROFL.

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Today, I finally got some alone time today with the boyfriend (we have kids, so this is rare) and we were going heavily at it when his mother decided to drop in and wouldn’t stop knocking on the front door. Worst timing ever. FML

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Today, I thought I felt my baby kicking for the first time. After excitedly exclaiming this fact to the few people around me, I involuntarily let out the loudest fart. Not the baby kicking, just gas. FML

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Call the cops

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Gonna need that channel name

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