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By Gurl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Ireland - Dublin

Today, the iPhone app I downloaded that plays cricket noises during the night, has attracted a horde of actual crickets into my bedroom. FML
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rhaemese 9

well looks like you won't need that app anymore..

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zingline89 18

I suggest downloading an app that makes the noises of a naughty, horny woman

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aznbabeelicious 5

And I am hearing the cricket sounds as I lay here on my bed right now... o.O

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Hiphuray4peas 27

That's awesome. I'm curious about what app! (It'll help me with my collection project for my entomology class!)

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urbanimpression 6

Haha that's awesome! I set my text alert to be crickets and at work I hear the crickets chirp when my phone goes off it's crazy!

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zandalee 19

Actually raining frogs has actually happened lots and lots of times. Keep up!

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Bluskyhunter 0

Simple. Step one: delete app Step two: call exterminator You're welcome

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Steffi 26

Put your phone in the garden, and turn the app on there, they should hopefully go outside then.

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slurshies 11

86-doesn't the sound of pouring rain make you have to pee?? I tried using that once and I almost peed myself O.O

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epiikgangster11 2

I hate crickets

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