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By Gurl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Ireland - Dublin

Today, the iPhone app I downloaded that plays cricket noises during the night, has attracted a horde of actual crickets into my bedroom. FML
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rhaemese 9

well looks like you won't need that app anymore..

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zingline89 18

I suggest downloading an app that makes the noises of a naughty, horny woman

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Thewoog34 0

Believe it or not, but most people don't respond that way to the sound of flowing water. I use sleep machine (paid version) by the way and I love it. I usually switch between sets of sounds, but I'll usually combine room heater and furnace, dehumidifier and air conditioner, shower and dryer and bathroom fan, or car and plane cabin. Apps like this really help me with my sleep issues. Yes, there's a cricket option.

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jayhawkchik 4

Hahaha! That funny. Seriously tho, that sux. Sorry.

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deemoe 5

now you have an excuse to get a lizard

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Isa_fml 20

Oh Christ, that's horrible. Crickets creep me out.

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catanita 18

SOUNDs like a very good application.

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NotARussianSpy 5

Normally, I'd say YDI for not thinking this might happen, but no one deserves a horde of crickets for a brain fart. FYL.

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Lintu_26 23

I can't imagine how horrible that must be...one chirping outside the window at night is enough to drive me crazy, doesn't help me fall asleep, actually causes me to make noise to scare them into silence :< FYL OP, FYL indeed!

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