Painful and Health: Can't take the heat?

Can't take the heat?

By moron - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I dropped my hair straightener. The good news is I caught it. The bad news is I caught it by the iron itself. FML

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MC18 0

Monday 9 May 2011 23:30

Snapp...that hurts. 27... pull up your pants.

kristledaigle 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 0:21

I agree her pants looks like they belong to her little sister

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cookiemoster14 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 2:07

I totally have done that before!

Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 2:38

I've done this. I'd rather save my straightener

RockstarRN 10

Tuesday 10 May 2011 2:53

Oouch! Let it drop next time!!

estevan503 2

Tuesday 10 May 2011 3:27

fyl

ig4f 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 3:50

maybe that's something to avoid in the future?

xdrumkid101x 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 3:51

Did you think the floor would burst in to flame if you dropped the straightener on it? Good job. Very smart decision.

THEgirlNEXTdoor0_fml 8

Tuesday 10 May 2011 3:56

well you got reflex and your not smart at all

XxEmoSnowboarder 8

Tuesday 10 May 2011 3:56

omigod i do that alot lol i hav a blister on the whole side of my finger... lol it hurts FYL op

XxEmoSnowboarder 8

Tuesday 10 May 2011 3:56

omigod i do that alot lol i hav a blister on the whole side of my finger... lol it hurts FYL op

jackchaskell 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 3:58

Pure, unadultered genius.

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