Captain Badass

By NotAsToughAsHeThinks - 14/02/2011 03:25 - United States

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? Go on then." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 162
You deserved it 54 043

Same thing different taste

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Your ego appears to be bigger than your muscles.

i know it would suck being mugged but just because your a body builder dont mean you can kick everyones ass

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Obviously not a very good bodybuilder is you got your ass kicked...Today's lesson is about being big headed.

"You're getting mugged kid" "No you're getting mugged" "How does that even work!?!"

deathfyre8 13

OP, muscles don't mean shit if you don't have the strategy to back it up. I take MMA but you wouldn't know from looking at me. It's all about the element of surprise. While he was talking you should've given him a nice uppercut, then ran away.

vlader08 13

should of sucker punch the bastard no second thoughts, ydi

You're just that cocky eh? YDI without any doubt.

YDI for provoking him and letting your arrogance impair your decision-making. Hey, at least now you have an idea of what NOT to do, should it happen again.

I kick people's asses who body build, because I know multiple forms of combat.

Oh you poor soul. For future reference; just because you look it doesn't mean you are it.

On the street, speed beats strength every time, doesn't matter how hard you can punch if you can't hit him