Catch 22
By kattydoo07 - 29/04/2009 05:06 - United States
By kattydoo07 - 29/04/2009 05:06 - United States
By stalker - 27/09/2009 17:24 - United States
By Anonymous - 20/04/2016 00:56 - United States - Oceanside
By Anonymous - 30/08/2019 12:00
By notgivingup - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By Jinx - 21/08/2017 22:15 - United Kingdom - Dorchester
By help - 05/01/2015 18:52 - Malta - Naxxar
By And you think I'M crazy? - 22/04/2013 05:06 - United States
By running scared - 08/04/2016 09:40 - Norway
By ashdk - 28/01/2011 09:12
By Erika - 05/05/2019 14:00
Agreed that this is fake. It's not like you can just stroll into the police station and order a restraining order. It's not Burger King, you can't always have it your way. And honestly, be thankful he's your ex. He's a moron anyway.
baha what a tool
The police interview anyone a restraining order concerns. That way they KNOW the requirements of said order, and are aware of its existence. This isn't ******* Harry Potter where you can wave a wand and have shit magically appear. Whoever wrote this is a complete moron and a shitty liar. Whoever approved this is probably the same kind of person that watches American Idol and Survivor.
Why does everyone feel the need to show how every FML is fake? Dude, we don't care. It's for the funny, and it is-was-no thanks to you losers. The judge wouldn't allow it, blah blah blah. STFU. And the comments are funnier, so just shut up and let the FUNNY comments come too. Oh, and do y'all know where the OP lives? To say it won't happen, didn't think so. -your ex is an idiot.
Exactly #16. to hell with the smartasses
Realistically, if they lived in a more rural area, the distance between houses may be great enough to warrant a restraining order. No one said she lived in a suburban neighbourhood. Also, if this boyfriend wanted to be vindictive enough, he could have recorded her driving by, etc. to prove his case, among other things. Perhaps there are other factors to consider that may be considered 'stalking'. I agree it's very far-fetched, but it is possible. #14: I watch Survivor. I'm not an idiot. and I'd probably approve it too. OP: sorry for your luck, sounds like you've got a shit ex-boyfriend.
Haha y dont u tell him that u live two houses down?
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What the. You have a retarded ex.
He must have a high opinion of himself if he thinks you would drive past his house every day just to see him. If you can't drive past his house how are you going to get home?