Miscellaneous: Catchphrase hell

Catchphrase hell

By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 22:56 - United States

Today, a week after my dad discovered Family Guy and started mindlessly repeating catchphrases from it 24/7, I finally lost my temper and told him how incredibly annoying it was. He just paused, turned to look me in the eye, and said, "Shut up, Meg." FML

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By fuck you dad - 30/03/2013 18:17 - Ireland - Carrickmacross

Today, my dad yet again uttered the words "well, that escalated quickly," while watching the news. He uses this godforsaken meme multiple times a day. I lost my shit and told him to just shut up already. He raised an eyebrow and said, "well, that escalated quickly." FML

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You deserved it 55 568

By idonteven - 12/08/2013 20:04 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was watching a movie with my family in which a character said "Fuck you, dad." My dad then slapped me over the head to get my attention and said, "Never talk to your father like that." Okay, dad. FML

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You deserved it 4 486

By Nomoresandwish - 29/11/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML

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You deserved it 13 465

Let the man be happy!

By Anonymous - 16/02/2014 19:21 - United States - Glasgow

Today, I walked in on my dad singing along to a song on Sesame Street. He tried to divert attention from what I'd just witnessed by angrily grilling me over "just barging in" and not respecting people's privacy. Apparently he forgot that we were in the living room. FML

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You deserved it 3 863

Do as I say, not as I do

By Anonymous - 02/10/2020 08:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, once again, my family had a loud conversation over the television show I was quietly watching. Ironically, the moment they watch something they like, even if it's a re-run episode, you have to be quiet or you'll be called a monster. Simply say "Hi" and they'll pause the TV to look at you like an annoyance. FML

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You deserved it 115

By Anonymous - 22/08/2014 18:41 - United States - Doylestown

Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML

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You deserved it 42 999

What?

By Fuck you dad - 16/09/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, whenever my dad says something and I (genuinely) don't hear him, he repeats it in an extremely slow and condescending manner. My family says I should "get a sense of humor" because I'm rightfully pissed about this. FML

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You deserved it 154

Chill out, dad

By Anonymous - 28/04/2021 17:30 - United States - Eden Prairie

Today, my father is incapable of doing anything without cursing and swearing so loudly that the neighbours hear him. If I ask him what’s wrong or to stop swearing at inanimate objects, he starts yelling at me for "jumping all over him." I can’t win. FML

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You deserved it 162

Shook

By Spooked - 18/03/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, for the first time in my 20 years of life, I heard my dad unironically say the f-word. I was so shocked by it that I became became practically frozen for a full minute, which is not a very good thing to happen when you're at work, and your boss is watching you. FML

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You deserved it 211

A quiet place, please

By Anonymous - 12/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, the TV was blaring, the kids were yelling, and my wife was blabbering on in my ear. Overwhelmed, I shouted, "EVERYONE QUIET!" I got a second of blessed silence before my kids started screaming and crying, and my wife threw a tantrum, saying, "I married a psycho!" FML

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You deserved it 424

broderickc 13

Saturday 7 September 2013 5:04

Your dad sounds awesome.

Superstitious 6

Saturday 7 September 2013 5:21

Shut up.

Comments

krakhd 15

Wednesday 11 September 2013 5:30

that's just awesome, meg. ha ha ha

dravvy 7

Thursday 12 September 2013 8:31

Should have replied with "Who the devil do you think you are? How dare you compare me to that whiny bitch! I shall kill you!" He may have appreciated the Stewieism

Mightymous33 5

Tuesday 17 September 2013 5:10

Ya Meg, stfu!

milkshaikh 5

Friday 27 September 2013 1:07

Did anyone else read the dad's line with peters voice too?

LilBroAlmighty 7

Tuesday 1 October 2013 4:20

Lmaorotf

smr1234 9

Friday 15 November 2013 15:34

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha

ZombieKitteh 8

Saturday 25 January 2014 7:22

I'm dying to know if Megan is the OP's actual name. That alone determines whether this is the funniest thing in the world or almost not funny at all.

doctor__who 19

Sunday 23 March 2014 6:47

My grandpa calls me meg. My name is Emily. *sigh*

Lunasis 14

Wednesday 18 June 2014 21:16

sounds amusing but ya 24/7 would get annoying, just deal with it for now or terrorize him, pretty sure if you watch Justin Bieber music videos on high volume he'll run screaming