Dating and Love: Catfished

OMG THAT SUCKS!!!!!! BUT SHOULDN'T YOU HAVE MET UP WITH HER IF YOU HAVE BEEN DATING FOR A YEAR? ANYWAYS BEST FML EVER!!!! AND #153 IM WITH YOU ALL THE WAY

yoshan105 0

Monday 4 May 2009 22:27

maybe you should try meeting people the old fashioned way next time... in person

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