Dating and Love: Catfished

This is what happens when we date people we don't know. Especially online. Sheesh, haven't you heard stories of 50 year old guys pretending they were 16 year old girls? You should be lucky that wasn't you. I hope you learned your lesson. >_

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Monday 4 May 2009 23:21

Ugh. That sucks.

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