Caught a stray bullet

By cryface - 07/02/2014 04:48 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend he was like an animal in bed. He responded saying I was like a dead animal in bed. FML
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spillthebeans101 4

Ouch. Mouth diarrhea. Ask him what he means and work on it. Good luck op

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kakakarotcake 17

That may be a hint to move around and not let him do all the work

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olpally 32

Start moving around like a wild animal op! Lol

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Nickb55 16

Then tell him that you wont havr sex anymore of he doesnt appreciate you, and this shocking statement is coming from a guy

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iAlissa 34

Appreciate her? Something tells me there isn't much to be appreciated. Guys want the girl to do work, too.

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Nickb55 16

Well obviously yeah but if she was trying her best they need more practice

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xerbrus 14

exactly guys that have been around the block aren't completely pleased just because we got some pussy it has to be fun

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FracturedMinds 21

Saying that if he complains never have sex again and practice getting better are two contradicting statements.

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Nickb55 16

My point is that if he wants her to have sex with him anymore, do it until she gets better instead of scolding her

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FracturedMinds 21

That i agree with. The only way to get any better is to keep at it while trying to get better.

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HammyBear13 8

He wasnt scolding really. She had an opinion on his sex and he gave an opinion back. Its called communication, what a concept.

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sohigh10 34

she gave him a compliment and he insulted her.. I don't get why they can't communicate until the occasion arises that they can make their partner feel like shit..

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RadikulRam 16

"... I jokingly told my boyfriend he was like an animal in bed." Am I the only one that sees this as a compliment?

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xerbrus 14

if it was said jokingly there isn't much of a compliment

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goldenchocobo25 2

I still can't get past a Canadian being mean. What's that aboot, eh?

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Fou_Lou 20

Dont be a dead animal in bed. Just talk with him over it why he thinks that way and what he whishes to change.

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Smoothiemuch 8

Lol! But yeah, guys do expect us to be wild too.

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Nmaredia 4

Maybe he should date a redhead instead

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