Caught a stray bullet

By cryface - 07/02/2014 04:48 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend he was like an animal in bed. He responded saying I was like a dead animal in bed. FML
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Goblin182 26

When your cable goes out you get bored. When you get bored you call your boyfriend for sex. When you have sex with your boyfriend while your cable is out you think about the shows you are missing. When you think about the shows you are missing you forget to respond to your boyfriend. When you forget to respond to your boyfreind he says you are like a dead animal in bed. Don't be like a dead animal in bed. Get Dish.

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ileenefudge 29

I really thought you were going to say get comcast at the end like all these type of commercials say. What a plot twist! :)

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smokecloud_ 37

I see these commercials for DirectTV. Must be different in other locations. Anyways, I thoroughly enjoyed it.

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Goblin182 26

I just don't really pay attention to the products a lot of commercials are selling.

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perdix 29

You're like a dead animal in bed, and yet he's still your boyfriend. You're lucky to find one guy into both ********** and necrophilia. Jackpot for you!

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Goblin182 26

Into ********** and necrophilia? So its the girl from Twilight.

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PipingMouse 14

Were you more like a possum or a raccoon?

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StompinOnCrayons 15

Well, don't be a dead animal, be lively

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oooohmygosh 8

Liven up your sex life!! But with someone else. There are other ways to discus performance. He didn't need to be a jerk about it. Move on to big and better things.

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grgnyce 8

Time to step up your game, OP!

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SamanthaNGoree 10

Looks like it's time to step up your game.

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HJKM_fml 19

Maybe he was joking as well?

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