Caught in 404p

By lizzie - 25/05/2013 06:55 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, it was my wedding. Every good wedding has slutty wedding sex, and I thought it would be over after my cousin and his girlfriend were caught in the parking lot. I was wrong, the sluttiest wedding sex goes to my drunk husband and my sister in the coat room. FML
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audreyfml1994 15

It's not too late to get it annulled.

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Welshite 39

This story ended much differently than how I thought it would. You don't have to stay with someone who will disrespect you like that.

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friedchickenpie 14

Well, you did ask for slutty wedding sex. Careful what you wish for! In all seriousness, that's terrible.

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martin_martian7 11

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hannahsnyder69 16

Awolnation reference?

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beddington 7

This will always be a stain on the memory of your big day. I'm usually opposed to the "leave them" comments, but in this case it is the only reasonable response.

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SWC_Penguin 17

Is she an identical twin and wore a white dress too? That's about the only way I can see this not being his fault.

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_GoodGuy 11

Why is your husband drunk on the day of your wedding? FYL OP

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SMHsohard 22

Because he wanted a handy excuse in case he got caught boinking his sister-in-law?

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Orchard 33

Ah, yes, the "Preemptive-I-Was-Caught-Boinking-Your-Sister-In-A-Closet-But-I'm-Drunk" maneuver. Often underplayed, but at times surprisingly effective for the hopelessly in-love female who doesn't want to lose her man at any cost. I hope the OP can evade this technique.

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Metallica36176 16

#18- I'm not being a smartass but in all honesty, does that really come as a shock to you? At a celebration where alcohol is served? Not to mention if he had a bachelor party the night before with the possibility of still being drunk? I mean, I know certain people don't have that, but I've actually gotten used to seeing at least 1-3 drunks at every wedding.

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Kiki242 19

Your sister is the epitome of a backstabbing bitch.

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xundria 5

More like the husband was backstabbing that bitch. ;)

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HooyoMacaan 7

That is beyond ****** up. Your own sister out of all people and your wedding day? Sorry OP but hopefully you beat the shit out of both of em.

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Metallica36176 16

Exactly. I would also get the marriage annulled, and try to get some money back from that day. That's some serious bullshit coming from the man who supposedly loves her (alcohol or not, that's a bullshit excuse), and sister...someone that's supposed to always have your back. WTF is wrong with people?

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Orchard 33

In all seriousness, why do some men even bother going to the trouble of being in a relationship, giving a proposal, buying the ring, and paying/help pay for a ceremony if they really want to cheat the whole time anyway? Wouldn't it be more cost effective for them to not string a poor woman along, like the OP, and leave her poor heart alone in the process? FYL OP, so sorry. There's no way, no matter how drunk, he did not know that was your sister. And more than that, your sister was just as ******* evil. If I were you, I would cut her out of your life.

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SirTalkaton 22

Like literally, CUT her out.

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SweetasCandy0609 28

get your marriage annulled and then find someone who really loves you and at your next marriage don't invite your sister.

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Metallica36176 16

Yeah I definitely wouldn't trust my sister (if I had one) after that, no matter what. I believe that some sisters are just jealous ***** who want what the other has just to proove that they can (or are better in a ****** up way), and for attention.

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little_one 20

For the record my sister refrained from boinking my husband on our wedding night it was a close call but the evil bitch left him alone! (I'm just kidding I have the best sister in the world!!!)

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meherm 11

Or talk to her ever again!

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SirTalkaton 22

Invite him to the Bates Motel for your honeymoon!

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