Awkward, Porn and Intimacy: Caught in 404p

Caught in 404p

By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 04:49 - Canada

Today, my mom had a talk with me while my dad was out. She said to stop using her lotion for my masturbation sessions. I asked her how long did she know. She replied with, "Ever since we put up that camera in the living room for burglars, where you happen to watch your porn." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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Caught

By losingstreak - 31/01/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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Please…

By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 04:34 - United States

Today, I was afraid my mother had seen the bottle of hand lotion I'd forgotten to take off the desk after I'd whacked off last night, but she acted fine. I went out with friends to find she'd had changed the background to say "Please Do Not Watch Porn on the Family Computer." FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 18:08 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML

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Meddling

By Anonymous - 22/04/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I found out my mom has been randomly searching my room. I've asked her repeatedly to stop, but she says it's her right as a parent. In retaliation I started searching their room when they were out, and found porn mags and DVDs. I confronted mom about it. Long story short, dad's in a hotel. What have I done?! FML

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By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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Play it cool

By Fraser - 08/03/2012 19:03 - Canada

Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 05:28 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML

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kjr1047 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 16:11

really, in the living room?

TheUnknown_fml 9

Tuesday 30 June 2009 16:10

Shouldn't you notice a camera? But do it in your room next time. -.-

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Phallus_fml 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 1:24

Do it in the kitchen using olive oil next time.

cebaugh 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 1:34

akward your mom talked to u and not ur dad. but yah do it in your room goodness....

Psodium 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 1:48

I hope the lotion wasn't very expensive...

shighappens 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 4:32

Man dude. Akward...

toothdecay7758 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 5:44

the internet is better anyway

gallor 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 6:23

Are you a mental patient? THERE IS A CAMERA RIGHT THERE. you must be blind... YDI BIG TIME

theoneandonlykev 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 7:10

dude, now im like lookin all over my house for hidden cameras

DomyDamsy 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 7:31

cms70 you should go to a lutheran church, Im a lutheran and no ones a asshole at my church

DomyDamsy 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 7:42

i thought so too qup

jmanjonEs 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 9:25

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