Embarrassing, Awkward and Work: Caught in 480p

Caught in 480p

By fxck - 04/02/2015 19:28

Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumbs-up. FML

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By hard_headed - 10/09/2010 10:02 - United States

Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML

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You deserved it 23 002

By headache - 23/02/2015 01:41 - United States

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By SoSoRachel - 31/10/2012 21:03 - United States - Dunlap

Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML

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By Walter_Sobchak7 - 12/08/2017 01:30

Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML

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You deserved it 339

By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 11:44 - Sweden

Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML

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You deserved it 6 111

Ight imma head out

By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I was nervously observing a delicate medical procedure while training at my new job. I tried to stifle a sneeze and instead (as you can probably guess) ripped the biggest, most cartoonishly loud fart of my life. My ass sounded like a tuba and I was asked to leave the room. FML

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You deserved it 138

By mortified - 30/10/2010 04:12 - Canada

Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML

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You deserved it 30 961

By aragmir - 18/12/2016 06:10 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while working at a nursing home, I was alone in the station and figured I could sneak one out. It wound up being very loud, and I could hear the faint snickering of a patient in the next room. Every time he saw me for the rest of the day he would burst out laughing. FML

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By My eyes were on the prize - 12/03/2017 00:00

Today, at work, the most handsome guy walked in. Starstruck, I went to greet him and then take him to the owner's office, only to promptly walk really hard into the corner of the door frame, smacking my forehead. I have a massive bruise and my boss won't stop laughing. FML

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You deserved it 1 117

By race - 18/11/2010 08:37 - Australia

Today, I was in a meeting and someone behind me sneezed really loudly. As they were doing so, I felt something cold land on my neck. FML

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Welshite 39

Thursday 5 February 2015 0:02

Wow, you took "knocking some common cents in" literally.

urbantrashcan 18

Thursday 5 February 2015 0:02

On the bright side, you're sort of but not really a reality star now

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gearhead369 20

Thursday 5 February 2015 1:23

I find this rather amusing. Hopefully you didn't hit your head too hard though

crimsonlilies 26

Thursday 5 February 2015 1:30

Bless you!

ndnpride88 25

Thursday 5 February 2015 1:39

Ladies and gents the next YouTube sensation goes to "OP"!

am_bugg 20

Thursday 5 February 2015 1:42

Honestly I would've laughed too. That sounds hilarious!

granCanyon 12

Thursday 5 February 2015 2:08

You made people smile. That's good, isn't it?

ChampHero 27

Thursday 5 February 2015 2:27

On the bright side, you probably made their day.

mmoments 24

Thursday 5 February 2015 2:35

Sounds like something that would happen to me too. You'll think back to this and laugh someday!

Nowigetit 12

Thursday 5 February 2015 2:53

I'm sure I'll see it on YouTube soon

ThuNDeY 23

Thursday 5 February 2015 3:35

At least you aren't the lady who got laughed at for trying to sue after security uploaded footage of her text walking into a fountain XD

Silk_Routes 14

Thursday 5 February 2015 4:02

still u have sticky cash

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Caught in 480p

Same thing different taste

Ight imma head out

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