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By fxck - 04/02/2015 19:28

Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumbs-up. FML
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By Anonymous - 06/05/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I sneezed so hard at work that I farted. In the silence in our open space office that followed, my boss looked over, smiled, and said, "Bless you?" The people in the office who weren't wearing headphones burst out laughing, then those people noticed the laughter, took their headphones off, and my boss then had to explain to them why they were laughing. FML
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Welshite 39

Wow, you took "knocking some common cents in" literally.

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urbantrashcan 18

On the bright side, you're sort of but not really a reality star now

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acommonman 23

laugh it off, OP; that is actually pretty funny, and isn't cringeworthy enough to worry about damaging your reputation.

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chillandfun 12

At least your brought joy to your fellow employees in the workplace. Thumbs up for creating laughs and smiles.

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newzealand 28

made their day better at least OP! hope your head is ok!

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AverageJoey 18

They gave you a thumbs up! That means you're in the security guard club!

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tdawg91 17

So..... What You Tube channel can we find this on?

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RobinGoodfellow 47

So glad there are no security cameras where I work. I'm sure at some point I have done or will do something equally weird.

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Nymeria_fml 25

What if there are security cameras but they're just hidden very very well?

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Gauzy21 12

Well at least you will get tons of hits on YouTube soon

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HeWillBeLoved105 22

If that would have happened to someone else, you'd be laughing just as hard OP.

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