Sex, ACAB, Cops and Love: Caught in 4K

Caught in 4K

By RBergman - 25/04/2015 20:05 - United States - Basin

Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML

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You deserved it 3 364

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By ifhehadadickforaheaditdbefuckingsmall - 10/03/2013 18:50 - Cyprus - Strovolos

Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 755

You deserved it 4 864

Smooth criminal

By nickim756 - 13/09/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 527

You deserved it 6 239

Straight to jail

By Miss bad decisions - 03/11/2023 22:00

Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 78

You deserved it 925

By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 643

You deserved it 5 909

By DemCherries - 28/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Overland Park

Today, at my job as a police officer, I had to arrest my own girlfriend for having sex at Walmart. She tried to get me to let her out on the grounds of being "pretty" and dating me. She wants to continue the relationship. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 272

You deserved it 570

Thanks, I hate it

By ken - 19/07/2011 07:40 - Canada

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 442

You deserved it 3 603

Horndog

By Anonymous - 20/08/2012 02:05 - United States - La Grange

Today, I had to bail my boyfriend out of jail. He got arrested because he was tugging his man-meat in the drive-thru at a McDonald's. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 760

You deserved it 5 666

Leave me alone

By notgivingup - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 185

You deserved it 2 077

Hello hello hello

By Bonnie and Clyde - 08/05/2015 02:18 - United States - Humble

Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 092

You deserved it 9 349

Caught

By fuck - 09/11/2013 23:30 - United States - Hubert

Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 423

You deserved it 5 280

princesspeachxox 18

Sunday 26 April 2015 16:37

Not only did you dodge a bullet but you got to arrest the cheating bastard yourself :)

riahlum 12

Sunday 26 April 2015 16:41

Tell him you hope he drops the soap

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mthurston 14

Sunday 26 April 2015 20:13

Shoot him and plant a gun on him later

AshWil 8

Sunday 26 April 2015 20:33

You got* to arrest your boyfriend for public sex.

kutkutkut 8

Sunday 26 April 2015 20:42

You could write a book about this.

fallenkilljoy 13

Sunday 26 April 2015 20:57

Yell plot twist and move on.

hornybathtub 12

Sunday 26 April 2015 21:04

was he ******* you?

Micheal23 19

Sunday 26 April 2015 21:24

Make him sit in a cell naked for couple if hours

munchly 17

Sunday 26 April 2015 21:25

You got to arrest the girl too right?! That should have lightened the blow a bit

gintwinsmoore 20

Sunday 26 April 2015 21:50

Follow-up ASAP, OP!

Ava_Darkflame 26

Sunday 26 April 2015 23:01

god, that must've been awkward.. but hey, atleast you're the one who got the opportunity to arrest that wet french fry, look at it that way!

Luis_Gonzo_13 11

Sunday 26 April 2015 23:10

Sorry about that. You should know better than to arrest him. you should have joined in on the fun. With handcuffs make it freakier : D

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Today, my girlfriend invited me over because her husband was going to work. That bastard picked the PERFECT day to have the stomach flu and call out of work to come back home. I had to hide in the closet naked with blue balls for three hours until he fell asleep so I could sneak out. FML

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You deserved it 1 615

Today, I met my dad for first time in 22 years. He smoked a joint with me, showed me his plants, and gave me a bag of mushrooms. Every time I try and believe I'm not trash, the universe tells me different. FML

I agree, your life sucks 399

You deserved it 186

Today, I was in the Walmart parking lot listening to some music in my car and some lady comes up to me and say, “Boy, the music you listen to is so unholy, I think you need some Jesus in your life.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 875

You deserved it 330

Today, 3 hours into a 7-hour flight, I only ate half the chocolate mousse that came with my meal and decided to give the rest to my boyfriend. While reaching for his tray, he mistook the action as me stealing his mousse. We spent the rest of the flight covered in sticky soft drink splatter. FML

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You deserved it 907

Today, I went to a parade. While I was there, I ran into my ex and his new girlfriend. Trying to prove I was over him, I tried to act like I was oblivious to them and having a great time. I turned around, only for a piece of candy to hit me square me in the eye. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 412

You deserved it 5 469

Today, after I sent around 300 entries to a competition hosted by a deodorant company where the main prize is a trip to Hawaii, spending around 5 hours sending the entries, I won a deodorant. FML

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You deserved it 36 974

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