Caught in 4K

By RBergman - 25/04/2015 20:05 - United States - Basin

Spicy
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 821
You deserved it 3 364

Same thing different taste

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Not only did you dodge a bullet but you got to arrest the cheating bastard yourself :)

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You win. Shut it down guys, we have a winner. The universe can't top this one.

I'm sorry, OP, that really sucks about him cheating. But hey, you got to be the one to arrest him for it which if you look at it a certain way, is pretty awesome. You're an upstanding Officer, and he's nothing but a slimy cheating little bastard. He'll get what's coming to him in jail. :)

Badkarma4u 17

Where do you people live that if you get busted having sex in public you go into a prison with hardened offenders. Most places you get booked and released get a court date and then come back and pay a fine.

But he will have to sit in a cell while being booked, and that makes it fun.

Here if you get busted for a misdemeanor, even, and have NOT been convicted yet, you do have to sit in a cell with hardened offenders. It happened to me, a year or so ago. I'm not gonna say what the offense was, but it was a very minor, misdemeanor conviction, and they had me sit in a tiny room with convicted felons for about 24 hours, barely any food, no blankets, and I slept on a concrete floor. Got released and no real penalty after I finally got to see a judge. But it depends on where you live. Some places are REALLY tough on you. Jail sucks...even if you're only there for like a day, and plus, having to sit there with nothing to do knowing his GF is the one who arrested him...I do believe that would be punishment enough in itself.

mintlegendary 14

That's the greatest thing I have ever heard

I can now think of one situation where police brutality is called for...

Please tell me you didn't go back to that loser!

Denny1988 19

she still refers to hi as her boyfriend, and doesn't specify who he was sleeping with, what if she was undercover using herself as bait trying to meet a certain quota of arrest hmmm?...

shit you hear so much about police brutality these days I'm glad you didn't beat or mutilate him ?