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By Anonymous - 06/11/2011 00:04 - Reserved

Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it suddenly stopped. Thinking of being spontaneous like in all the movies, I propped her up on the railings and started getting passionate. That's when the emergency phone rang. And I discovered there was a security camera. FML

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By fmylifechelsea - 27/04/2009 19:41 - Canada

Today, I was taking my boyfriend to meet my grandparents. They live on the 27th floor. Alone in the elevator we started making out. Turns out that there's a camera in the elevator, connected to every apartment. My grandma asked me how it was. FML

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By wilsmith - 01/02/2010 12:36 - China

Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML

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By smyp - 27/08/2015 08:23 - Lithuania

Today, I was going down the elevator in my dorm and a friend joined on another floor. He then thought it was a good time to tell me that he slept with my girlfriend when the elevator got stuck. Worst 40 minutes of my life. FML

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Stuck

By goingup? - 25/02/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it stuck mid-floor. Being supportive, I went to hug her and tell her we'd be OK. Today I also learned that my girlfriend is deathly claustrophobic and her predominant reaction is to vomit. In this case, all over me. We were stuck for 2 hours. FML

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Thanks, I guess

By Stuckism - 15/09/2009 17:16 - Malaysia

Today, I got stuck in an elevator. The help-line told me, "Don't touch the door. We'll be there soon". Two hours later, I had a headache, my legs were stiff, and my date must've thought I stood her up. The tech finally arrived, pries the door open, then rudely asked, "Why didn't you do that yourself?" FML

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My life is a movie

By Anonymous - 08/02/2025 12:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was late for work and sprinted to catch the elevator. I made it just in time, only to realize I was in the elevator alone and had just dramatically dived into it for no reason. FML

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You deserved it 310

By TuralSucks - 11/03/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML

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Use the force wisely

By beckzx58 - 06/08/2009 23:16 - United States

Today, I was pretending to use the force to operate the elevator at my hotel, getting really into it. Someone was waiting to get on at my floor and saw me. Not to mention the staff now brings it up every time I'm around. Apparently they have cameras in their elevators. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 07:18 - United States - Modesto

Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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baygirl564 9

Sunday 6 November 2011 9:05

Smooth

jibz 6

Sunday 6 November 2011 9:08

I would've kept going, I like the thrill of knowing I have an audience.

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Jesus_Christ69 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 9:18

Heheh.. Awkward..

FastLikeATree 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 9:19

'Tis Ova'

EmreArslan 11

Sunday 6 November 2011 9:20

ZING! If i would he the guard i would just watch untill u guys were doing it then call. ;)

cj7jeep 1

Monday 7 November 2011 7:55

19..."if I WERE THE guard"

ih82bl8 2

Sunday 6 November 2011 9:21

Haha, yikes. I feeling like They sjokkæ just watched

SirSquishyPants 1

Sunday 6 November 2011 15:16

Uh huh... What's the "s" word supposed to be?

SirSquishyPants 1

Sunday 6 November 2011 15:20

I've tried, and still can't pronounce that word...

LuxAeterna_fml 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 15:28

"Shouda"

13FMYLIFE 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 16:29

How the **** did u know tht?

bigkayy 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 9:21

good for you

slushpup9696 12

Sunday 6 November 2011 9:30

And then GONE DOWN on her.

leadman1989 15

Sunday 6 November 2011 9:33

Bevis and butthead were the security guards "he he hee Bevis? Yeah butthead? he hee He's gonna score"

Averance 8

Sunday 6 November 2011 12:11

^ this comment made my day :D

burro_fml 6

Sunday 6 November 2011 14:58

#Beavis&Buthead

The_creator_fml 2

Sunday 6 November 2011 9:33

Did you for a copy of the tape?

slushpup9696 12

Sunday 6 November 2011 9:41

You accidentally the verb.

deviable 9

Sunday 6 November 2011 10:36

Yoda?

slushpup9696 12

Sunday 6 November 2011 9:35

And then PRESSED HER BUTTONS.

slushpup9696 12

Sunday 6 November 2011 9:36

And then HAD SEX WITH HER. Yeah, I've run out of ideas.

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Caught in 4K

Same thing different taste

Big Grandma

Stuck

Thanks, I guess

My life is a movie

Use the force wisely

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