Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Caught in 4K

Caught in 4K

By Anonymous - 06/11/2011 00:04 - Reserved

Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it suddenly stopped. Thinking of being spontaneous like in all the movies, I propped her up on the railings and started getting passionate. That's when the emergency phone rang. And I discovered there was a security camera. FML

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By fmylifechelsea - 27/04/2009 19:41 - Canada

Today, I was taking my boyfriend to meet my grandparents. They live on the 27th floor. Alone in the elevator we started making out. Turns out that there's a camera in the elevator, connected to every apartment. My grandma asked me how it was. FML

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By wilsmith - 01/02/2010 12:36 - China

Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML

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By smyp - 27/08/2015 08:23 - Lithuania

Today, I was going down the elevator in my dorm and a friend joined on another floor. He then thought it was a good time to tell me that he slept with my girlfriend when the elevator got stuck. Worst 40 minutes of my life. FML

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Stuck

By goingup? - 25/02/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it stuck mid-floor. Being supportive, I went to hug her and tell her we'd be OK. Today I also learned that my girlfriend is deathly claustrophobic and her predominant reaction is to vomit. In this case, all over me. We were stuck for 2 hours. FML

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Thanks, I guess

By Stuckism - 15/09/2009 17:16 - Malaysia

Today, I got stuck in an elevator. The help-line told me, "Don't touch the door. We'll be there soon". Two hours later, I had a headache, my legs were stiff, and my date must've thought I stood her up. The tech finally arrived, pries the door open, then rudely asked, "Why didn't you do that yourself?" FML

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By TuralSucks - 11/03/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML

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Use the force wisely

By beckzx58 - 06/08/2009 23:16 - United States

Today, I was pretending to use the force to operate the elevator at my hotel, getting really into it. Someone was waiting to get on at my floor and saw me. Not to mention the staff now brings it up every time I'm around. Apparently they have cameras in their elevators. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 07:18 - United States - Modesto

Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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Adventure time

By Spice gone wrong - 31/05/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my normally very unadventurous girlfriend decided she wanted to have public sex. We were naked in the back of her car when she saw someone in the distance, had a panic attack, and started screaming uncontrollably. I got arrested because a cop heard the screams and thought I was attacking her. FML

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baygirl564 9

Sunday 6 November 2011 9:05

Smooth

jibz 6

Sunday 6 November 2011 9:08

I would've kept going, I like the thrill of knowing I have an audience.

Comments

jobsman99 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 13:05

It is not the first they have seen. Hope they got at least a little show before they stopped.

TipOfTheHat 10

Sunday 6 November 2011 13:09

There's the ultimatum! Get me out of here or let me get it on!

GameOver008 1

Sunday 6 November 2011 13:30

At least u had ur clothes on. Right?

Fatal_rei 3

Sunday 6 November 2011 13:48

"start this thing back up or i'm whipping out my penis"...seems like a reasonable trade off. I mean, you have places to be, right?

rberry88 4

Sunday 6 November 2011 14:05

Coitus interruptus is nothing to laugh at.

charlottechar 1

Sunday 6 November 2011 15:10

that was a great big bang theory reference.. bravo!!

JinxosGirl87 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 14:15

The elevator stopping would result in me banging on the door and panicking rather than seeing the chance to have sex. To each their own.

TrimKibbles 12

Sunday 6 November 2011 15:13

If I was stuck in a lift, the first thing on my mind wouldn't be sex.

chels1994 11

Sunday 6 November 2011 15:31

you weren't worried that it suddenly stopped?? I Would have been

janelly16 7

Sunday 6 November 2011 15:44

How do you not know that elevators have cameras?

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 6 November 2011 19:10

I think some older ones don't.

FlufflyFlamingos 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 16:31

**** the system(:

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