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By Anonymous - 06/11/2011 00:04 - Reserved

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Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it suddenly stopped. Thinking of being spontaneous like in all the movies, I propped her up on the railings and started getting passionate. That's when the emergency phone rang. And I discovered there was a security camera. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 335
You deserved it 41 057

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I would've kept going, I like the thrill of knowing I have an audience.

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mason_sweat 0

Well it was a nice try at being romantic and she probably really liked it...until the phone rang and you found out there was a camera. But maybe that turned her on more. Either way there was good and bad but it's going to be a good story for your bros pretty soon.

bubo_fml 10

Did you ask if the security guards were hacing a rub off?

slushpup9696 12

Perfect scenario to make some ****! Nice set up, cameras rolling... Why'd you stop?!

MarjoCupcake 11

Did you charge them a one time PPV special price? ;)

bbedlock_fml 7

Well, with the camera in the elevator and all and with a security guard audience, I guess it was like they were in a movie, don't you think?

Wait, no, did they ask if you had protection? They would just be looking out for the janitor, he doesn't want to clean that shit up.

You're a tool for not finishing the job, obviously.

leadman1989 15

43 May I kindly ask what games you play?

leadman1989 15

Good because I've run out of thumbs... don't ask why there are three long story.

SandyyBabyy 6

Maybe you were boring. Put on a better show next time ;)