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Caught in 4K

By its_all_legit - 19/03/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML

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You deserved it 127 828

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By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 206

You deserved it 30 482

By Cookie - 22/12/2011 18:11 - South Africa

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 734

You deserved it 8 522

By unloved - 23/03/2009 18:34 - United States

Today, my parents told me they were going out for dinner tonight. I jokingly responded "Sweet! I am totally having a keg party then!" My dad responded "Keg parties are only for kids who have friends." He was serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 76 943

You deserved it 8 713

By Werner - 02/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in 3 days. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 657

You deserved it 67 499

By blah - 10/04/2009 10:17 - United States

Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 547

You deserved it 80 674

By brizzle - 05/04/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

I agree, your life sucks 87 483

You deserved it 6 361

By college kid - 31/07/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 238

You deserved it 5 381

By fbcaught - 09/02/2010 18:52 - United States

Today, I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending the party I am having this weekend, since my parents are going out of town. 1 person has confirmed. My mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 753

You deserved it 38 445

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 09:27 - United States

Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling, "Who's your daddy?" at his plate of barbecued meat, and my mom just sat there with that, "What the hell happened to my life?" look on her face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 340

You deserved it 4 558

By Lichelle - 10/03/2009 21:30 - United States

Today, my parents got back from their weekend ski trip. I had a few parties over the weekend and had cleaned up absolutely EVERYTHING; beer cans, throw up, spilled drinks, etc. The only thing I forgot about was the condom someone left in my parents bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 108

You deserved it 72 722

falsexecho 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 12:02

that's why i won't let my parents get a facebook haha

commonsense 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 12:08

lol tell em all the houses look the same :P if that doesnt work.....it was apple juice. the bong was a vase for the roses you wanted to surprise your parents with to show them how much cared also its stupid to take pics of illegal activities.... ydi...... you do know employers these days try to find as much about you as possible including looking through facebook haha. just an fyi...

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meow_meow_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 16:17

paranoid = then you're saying his parents know the people at the party rather than on their kid's facebook lol thats what this new gen of social gets you, thank god my parents don't know jack about this stuff

lifepwns 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 16:28

NOOOOOB!

jojo1031 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 16:31

When confronted with incriminating photos, the correct response is: Photoshop.

Amkii 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 16:46

This is a beginner's mistake. 1. NEVER accept a parent's friend invitation on Facebook. a. Make sure photos are set to be viewed by 'friends only.' 2. Make a separate account for family. 3. Don't post incriminating photos online if there's even the slightest chance they would be seen and used against you. But I agree with #33. Tell your parents it was a prank to catch them on your Facebook profile, and act triumphant that it worked. "Clearly, this was all Photoshop'd..."

amkoverboard 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 17:06

how can you do something like that?! hasnt anyone learned of the curse that is FACEBOOK? when i got married it took only a day before all the people i didnt want finding out were sending me congratulatory messages.

TheSkaAssassin 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 17:15

If you throw a party, take pictures, post them on facebook, and don't put a privacy block on them, you deserve everything that happens afterward.

StopWhiningPpl 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 17:17

#29: So the kid's parents were Facebook-stalking his/her friends looking for pictures like that? If your parents are that paranoid, you deserved it.

sucka_free 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 17:28

didn't you learn by now to put your parents on limited profile? @ #34, you don't need to make a seperate account...you can block so many things people can see...

thebigO_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 17:59

Your Dad is the Man! muahahaha

sbsully 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 18:12

#29 makes a good point. Taking pictures of potentially illegal activity is perfectly acceptable as long as they aren't on your facebook. I mean, your parents can't do anything about it if it's on someone else's facebook! No... Wait... Hold on... They still deserved it. There's a reason they call it "Dope" and not "smart" ...People are stupid.