Caught in 4K

By Anonymous - 03/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I finally caught the person who has now and again been stealing my lunch at work for weeks. It was my boss. I awkwardly watched him eat my sandwich while he talked about how he's been "saving money by bringing food from home." FML
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tiptoppc 19

Time to start the sabotage. I suggest carolina reaper jelly on PB&J or using habaneros finely ground up in some ketchup and bringing it as a decoy lunch. Make two of these, one tainted, one not. Keep non-tainted in a different area so as not to provoke suspicion, then when your boss howls in pain, talk to him about a new diet you started with very hot peppers which lets you lose a ton of weight by ******** yourself thin with poisonous amounts of hot stuff. Then ask him what’s wrong?

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Yudith 24

Now is the time to start losing weight by putting laxatives in your food. Don't forget to put your (healthy) snacks in your desk drawer!

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tiptoppc 19

Time to start the sabotage. I suggest carolina reaper jelly on PB&J or using habaneros finely ground up in some ketchup and bringing it as a decoy lunch. Make two of these, one tainted, one not. Keep non-tainted in a different area so as not to provoke suspicion, then when your boss howls in pain, talk to him about a new diet you started with very hot peppers which lets you lose a ton of weight by ******** yourself thin with poisonous amounts of hot stuff. Then ask him what’s wrong?

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Poison the next sandwich. Then you can become the boss.

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Yudith 24

Now is the time to start losing weight by putting laxatives in your food. Don't forget to put your (healthy) snacks in your desk drawer!

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