Transportation, Cars and Money: Charged

Charged

By Stickerless - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was pulled over for not having my car inspection up to date. I had my car inspected two weeks earlier. Since I'm at college my sticker was mailed to my home. My mother didn't want to pay the 42 cent postage, so now I have to pay $250 because my mother is cheap. FML

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You deserved it 4 477

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By MomStayOutOfTheCar - 04/08/2015 04:23 - United States

Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML

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By NowBroke - 04/04/2016 09:38 - United Kingdom - Malmesbury

Today, I found out my mother drives my car. I was okay with it; I don't use it all the time and she's my mother. However, I was not okay with the multiple speeding tickets that came through in the post. "You're the registered keeper, so why should I pay?" FML

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By avalanche719 - 26/08/2010 15:09 - United States

Today, I went to pay my vehicle registration in person to avoid paying the $10.00 online service fee. After a long wait, I came out to find a $15.00 parking ticket on my car. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 01:00 - United States - Cerritos

Today, I got another parking ticket because I can't afford a parking pass for the school I attend. I now have over $700 in unpaid parking tickets. I have classes all day from Monday-Thursday. I work Friday-Sunday. They recently cut hours at work. Some days I can't afford to feed myself. My mom said, "Figure it out." FML

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By brokeasajoke - 11/11/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I let my dad borrow my car. I found out a few hours later that he has had a suspended license for three years. How did I find out? He got pulled over and arrested. My car was also impounded. I'm a college student barely making it as it is. Guess who can't afford the impound fees? FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 14:16 - United States

Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

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Scammed

By Anonymous - 13/05/2012 22:00 - Canada - Aldergrove

Today, after a little detective work, I found out the money that recently went missing from my college fund was transferred by my mother, to her own account. She claims it's to pay a parking ticket. Maybe I'm just stupid, but I didn't know they fined people over $3,500 for a parking violation. FML

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By Lenny_R - 08/12/2016 19:53

Today, I got pulled over for having an expired registration. I also found out my husband hasn't been paying for my car insurance. Luckily, I didn't get arrested because I had my baby with me. They towed my car and gave me 2 tickets and a court date. Oh, and the cop sent me a friend request. FML

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It never rains, it pours

By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 10:00 - United States - Culpeper

Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML

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Tow the line

By broke - 16/11/2016 03:08 - United States - Orlando

Today, I paid $125 to get my car back after it was towed. Yesterday, I bought the car. When I got it to my apartment, the office wasn't open, so I couldn't get a parking decal. The same office that towed my car while they were still closed. FML

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You deserved it 811

itsTiffany 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 2:01

Yeah, your mom definitely needs to pay that.

Crunchy_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:48

sounds like something my family would do too

Comments

Mattmam850 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 1:58

U mom sucks

Terilyn4500 0

Friday 12 June 2009 5:16

dud e that suck. that sounds like something my mom would do

Davstar 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 8:54

poor barstered

firefitrwife 3

Monday 12 October 2009 4:35

i'm gonna call BS on this since they print the sticker while you're getting it inspected.

sealed_with_a_sm 2

Thursday 25 February 2010 9:26

than make her pay it!

88sforlife 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 22:15

Oh Wow

Tara_Alesia 0

Friday 28 May 2010 10:55

Make her pay for that shit.

nerdchic 5

Saturday 9 April 2011 19:48

inspection stickers dont come in the mail?!?! you go to a xpress lube or any car dealership and pay 5 dollars for it. or 10 if you have tint

Chase250 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 17:43

my mom would do that and when i got home id slap the bill on her table

Wreckless_fml 6

Sunday 28 August 2011 11:46

I hate it when that happens.

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