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By dimtsis - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I had to go to counselling as my mother thinks I have an eating disorder. All because I didn't want to eat the crap supermarket lasagna she bought for $2. FML
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suck it up and eat it or buy ur own food

If your mom bought the lasagna to save money, paying for counselling due to a single event like passing up dinner is a bit of a stretch. Unless your mom has completely lost it, there must've been something going on sometime before for her to come to the conclusion that you have an eating disorder.

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oh you don't use your freedom of speech correctLY.

although i commend your attitude, my comment was in sarcasm. " call me all the names and bad things you want. bring me down all you want. bring me down just for speaking my mind." this, however, makes you sound like a sadomasochist. so i herd u liek bondage.

fnyunj 3

Do you know where kids get eating disorders from? FROM THEIR PARENTS? It's your mom who has the eating disorder. Because she buys $2 Lasagna at the grocery store, and thinks there's a problem if someone wont eat it. Parents **** people up more than any other force on this planet. You need a license to be a doctor. You need a license to become and architect. You need to pass a test to become a lawyer. You need to pass an exam to drive a car. But any ****** up psycho can have kids and pass on their psychotic behaviors to them. Tell your mom to go see a shrink, and next time, take 20 extra minutes out of her busy day to fix you some nummy-good home made eggplant lasagna.

iicaptain, you're just trying to bend the rules of science/nature there... :P

I am well aware of that, but last time I looked seahorses weren't humans and male humans couldn't give birth. However this is the reason I said bend not break the rules. There is a difference. :P

True, but nature however does have limits :P

nature does not have limits, seeing as how i am half human and half waffle. JUST LET ME ROFL THEM WAFFLES!

...I have no comeback to that, iicaptain. I admire your determination to persue hardcore genetic experients that will allow the two of you to successfully combine your DNA in such a way that will give you a child. It's not impossible, but probably illegal in many places. :P Edit: Waffles are the exception that proves the rule :P

Yay!! ...Hang on, what does Pendatik have to say about all of this? He's been very quiet.