By labcho - 20/09/2018 21:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I was heading to Prague with a few friends for a vacation. On the plane ride, I started flirting with this cute flight attendant and we hit it off. I ran into my friend who is a flight attendant for the same company to tell him. He looked at me and said, "Don't freak out, but she has a dick." FML
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bl3ur0z3 17

Don't freak out. There's more to her than her genitals.

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nubs 22

So will you see her again? 👀

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nubs 22

So will you see her again? 👀

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EinVoegelein 8

You do realise that sex and gender are two different things and that people are more than just their genitals, right?

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real life problems 26

You are a retard. It's really simple.. Penis = man. ****** = woman. That's it, stop being idiots thinking people can identify as what ever they want to

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bl3ur0z3 17

Don't freak out. There's more to her than her genitals.

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Kameron Kriese 11

How ignorant of a you to say that. What if he is a heterosexual. He won't want the D wether he is with a man or woman. He is just upset because a possible relationship or hookup won't work out. Oh, but what am I saying. We don't have preset preferences in partners, we just choose what we like and go with that. Just like how people can choose to be gay, if they want, right? That was sarcasm, btw.

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bl3ur0z3 17

Wow, we may be talking about dicks, but you seem to need to learn the difference between those and a joke and maybe not take this one so hard.

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bl3ur0z3 17

Also, what about people who are married when they come out and then have surgery. Some of them stay married because their partner sees them as more than a set of genitals. Even straight partners.

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KittyMack 13

Of course a hetero guy can love a woman with a dick. She's still a woman. I don't know how politically correct this is, but I'd just see it as a birth defect, and as such, no more a dealbreaker for decent people than being little or having an extra toe. If you need help understanding that people aren't defined by their genitals, google Buck Angel. He's all man for sure, though he has a vulva & vag.

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xXDemonWolfXx 13

Literally not a woman if you have a dick and to try to shame someone for not wanting to be in a relationship with someone with a dick is beyond ****** up

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tounces7 27

You can love whoever you want. But you are not REQUIRED to love or be attracted to anyone. Key difference there.

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Christian Chavez 3

Boi you can’t expect someone to go against their own sexuality just for personality you wouldn’t expect a gay guy to go after a straight female just because they hit it off would you? Yah there’s more to someone then what’s down there BUT we don’t choose our sexuality

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RichardPencil 30

You didn’t do such a good job Czech-ing her/him out.

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RichardPencil 30

I’m glad someone finally got that Prague is the capital of the Czech Republic!

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ThrottleJockey 35

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MannyWasHere 12

Bro, what chu mean don’t freak out!!!???????!!!!!!

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baristalbc 18

A real life “Crying Game”? (Look it up if you’re too young to know what I’m talking about).

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1known 30

You know, what happens in Prague stays in Prague...

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PhoenixChick 26

What the hell kind of company do these people work for where they have genital comfirming knowledge of their coworkers?

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SneezyBear 27

A company where coworkers make friends and confide things in each other...?

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weazle 13

That’s when you tel them while they make quite an attractive woman you no logger wish to bone them since they are in fact a male. But as you guys hit it off you wouldn’t mind being friends

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