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By doubleds - 03/06/2009 19:39 - Canada

Today, I was buying an expensive pillow for my mother from a store clerk who wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. After paying, I saw an elderly lady who had dropped a bag, so I walked to help. I walked back to the clerk, who refused to believe I paid. The reason? He didn't recognize my face. FML

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You deserved it 5 680

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By HYRTE - 06/09/2017 04:30

Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 039

You deserved it 369

My eyes are up here

By LonelyCashier - 11/07/2019 20:00

Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 074

You deserved it 218

Sad and lonely

By yikes78 - 31/05/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I went to Macy's to buy some bras. After I paid, the old lady cashier noticed there was pen on one of the bras. By accident, I blurted out, "It's alright. No one's seeing them." The old lady nodded back in agreement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 803

You deserved it 10 512

By bthms - 31/01/2010 14:46 - France

Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked straight at me, and asked me to hold her bag. Confused, I took a hold of it. She started screaming for help claiming I was stealing her shopping. Turns out, she was talking to her husband behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 946

You deserved it 3 454

Crime doesn't pay

By honest mistake! - 21/07/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I was humiliated, detained, and questioned by police when I tried to leave a store with an unpaid item. I honest to God didn’t see the item because it'd slid under my toddler daughter's leg while she sat in the basket. The store refused to believe me, even when I tried to pay for it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 817

You deserved it 159

By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 05:52 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 155

You deserved it 4 930

J'accuse !

By Anonymous - 10/08/2010 21:34 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a store from which I had previously bought a shirt. The clerk accused me of trying to steal my own shirt and called security. They examined it and argued with me for so long I was late to work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 188

You deserved it 3 011

Pervy perv walks

By Cashier - 09/03/2011 05:36 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 285

You deserved it 3 798

By Goki - 06/06/2009 16:23 - Canada

Today, I was shopping at Shoppers Drug Mart with my mom. As we pulled up to the cashier, I noticed it was a really hot girl from my school. Trying to be cool, I told my mom that I'll be paying for the purchases. My debit card was denied. My mom had to pay. FML

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You deserved it 60 603

By ilovezim29 - 03/06/2012 07:45 - United States - Windsor

Today, I went to Safeway. The security guard wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. When I confronted him about it he told me that they looked fake and he was making sure I didn't stuff my bra with stolen items. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 884

You deserved it 4 880

RavensRule97 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 1:56

you shoulda told him to look at your boobs and see if he remembers them

palmtrees 1

Thursday 4 June 2009 1:57

... presumably you had a receipt?

Comments

kdb_fml 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 3:25

I love how everybody assumes that the OP deserved it because she must have been wearing a low cut shirt and therefore she is calling for attention. (i.e. #10, 53, 60,etc) I'm pretty sure if you have somewhat noticeable breasts, they stand out in ANY shirt that isn't a complete tent! That is just absolutely sexist! Also #10, you can post FMLs even when you don't have an account - the OP probably used that as her nickname because it was fitting to the particular FML, not because she's "pretty fine with flaunting them" Get sensitivity training.

FMLwrestler 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 3:25

#47: You propose her actually GOING to the manager (which would be a BIG waste of time and a big mess) and DON'T mention that she should simply just SCARE him with talk of the manager (which is quick, EASY, and effective).... and YOU call ME the idiot??? f*cking idiot... ps: 1) Her not wanting questions has little to do with "flaunting" them; many women like the feeling of having the power to reject guys; thus, they wear low-cut shirts to incite a reaction, and then are genuinely (yes, it's bizarre) agitated and annoyed when the guy does stare at them. So she doesn't have to be a total sl*t and go "ooh baby look at these!" for her to be flaunting them. DUH. Most of the time, it's just done to let her have the feeling of confidence and empowerment. 2) You have a bad logical argument. It doesnt HAVE to be low-cut; but it HELPS guys oogle them

commentor56 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 3:26

lolololcheese 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 3:27

pics or it didn't happen

thatswasup 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 3:27

Guys please. I do agree with that he shouldn't be staring at her ****. But report him to the manager or for sexual harassment? Give me a break. She should grow up and not go whining to other people about stuff that's completely normal. Plus, she's probably wearing those shirts with her boobs half hanging out anyway. So OP grow up.