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By Anonymous - 04/06/2015 07:06 - United States - Corning

Today, I walked in on my roommate with her ass cheeks spread wide, and her friend ripping a strip of wax off of her while wearing a headlamp flashlight to see if she "got it all". FML

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By blahblah493 - 26/05/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

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You deserved it 6 640

By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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You deserved it 3 757

WTF roomie?

By JN5SLK - 08/11/2013 22:29 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML

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You deserved it 4 647

By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:04 - United States - Carpentersville

Today, I caught my roommate trying to use my flashlight as a dildo. FML

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You deserved it 4 482

By Anonymous - 25/09/2013 21:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML

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You deserved it 7 063

By Arizonagirl - 06/11/2016 07:31 - United States

Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML

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You deserved it 840

By holyshart - 05/06/2012 09:03 - United States

Today, I walked in on my roommate trying to smoke a Mars bar. FML

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You deserved it 2 567

By KindaLooksLikeCocaine - 23/09/2015 23:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked in on my drunk roommate grinding up stale marshmallows and attempting to snort them. FML

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You deserved it 1 751

By Ugggggggggg - 06/11/2012 05:11 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML

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Creeped out

By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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You deserved it 23 088

katie1243 16

Friday 5 June 2015 0:50

That's a true friend

Emma1562 35

Friday 5 June 2015 0:43

That is the weirdest thing I've ever heard of, I feel bad for you OP.

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___abigail___ 3

Friday 5 June 2015 2:47

Is it bad that I laughed? lol that's some true friendship ?

MdMan2 23

Friday 5 June 2015 2:58

Well that's unexpected.

anniepotatoes 12

Friday 5 June 2015 2:59

Haha this is so funny I can't stop laughing???

sugarbaby9908 20

Friday 5 June 2015 2:59

That could be kinda kinky...but sorry OP!

gosh_mate 30

Friday 5 June 2015 3:04

I think this is hilarious! Try working at a summer camp and you'll witness some even weirder scenarios.

SydLovesLacey 18

Friday 5 June 2015 3:10

The first part of the sentence I was thinking "how is this an fml?" Haha.

PrestonWolf 13

Friday 5 June 2015 3:12

I hope I have friends like that someday.

8313girl 28

Friday 5 June 2015 3:15

You guys are missing the point of this post. They just don't make true loyal friends like that these days.

captainsmegma 12

Friday 5 June 2015 3:25

That is true and dedicated friend.

iheartstupid 4

Friday 5 June 2015 3:26

The headlamp just makes this amazing.

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WTF roomie?

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