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By Anonymous - 19/12/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML
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gooBUZZ 0

I don't understand what the problem is? OP, don't be a bitch and help the poor guy out.

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nickbw 0

My girlfriend loves popping my pimples, she likes to "cleanse" me. i don't usually let her pop the leg/butt ones cuz it hurts like hell, but it really does show she loves me and is completely comfortable with me. suck it up if you love him..

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DocBastard 38

1) You and your girlfriend have some issues. 2) You could have phrased your last sentence a bit better.

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anim0sitee 0

A) I'm a woman. B) no different phrasing needed, its called being honest.

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sourgirl101 28

24 Did you reply to the correct comment? And DocBastard, you see what many over look... not me. I saw it too!(:

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Fortuitous 0

#24, you need to get your head in the gutter, or get the **** off this site.

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stonegen 0

that is not an fml, heck I had to stop by my moms once so she could pop one that was hurting in the middle of my back. oh yeah, my wife likes popping them on my back too, I have no idea why.

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anim0sitee 0

Its a female thing! Id much rather pop a pimple than have it "looking" at me...

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sourgirl101 28

I agree. I love to pop them too but don't truly understand why. My husband has blemish free skin but once in a blue moon he'll get an ingrown hair and then it's a real treat getting the tweezers out! (:

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7lollypop7 0

It's just so tempting to pop pimples O.O

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xxxDeathBat7xxx 0

The has been a wave of butt pimple FML's...is this a sign of the apocalypse?

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josieB666 0

This is not really an FML. Just pop it and it'll be over. He's your boyfriend, do stuff for him- like popping an ass pimple:)

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DakotaCat 4

Didja put frosting on it and licked it?

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larocquee20 0

it seriously isnt that bad.... my ex would have a crazy time popping my pimples when I got them on my shoulders and back, besides, if it isnt right next to the butt hole, ut just another piece of skin, suck it up and quit bitching bout it.

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