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By Anonymous - 19/12/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML

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By wifelyduties - 17/04/2020 14:00

Today, my husband called me to our bedroom, saying he needed help with something. I found him sitting on the bed with his pants down, so I smiled and asked if he was angling for sex, which was fine with me. Nope. He needed me to pop a pimple under his ballsack. FML

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By NothowIimaginedmyday - 03/10/2015 04:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2015 19:48 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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By umm... - 30/03/2020 23:00 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I caught my boyfriend in the bathtub interrogating his penis and "drowning" it when it wouldn't answer him. FML

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By wtfuraretard - 19/02/2010 20:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 10/05/2019 12:00

Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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gooBUZZ 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 12:36

I don't understand what the problem is? OP, don't be a bitch and help the poor guy out.

chasin_butterfli 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 12:34

did you help?

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YouFail1213 0

Monday 20 December 2010 1:47

And the problem is?

Kennz 0

Monday 20 December 2010 7:55

That is still definatly disgusting however u look at it. I would NEVER pop my boyfriends ass pimple. Yuck!!!!!!

vettle 6

Monday 20 December 2010 8:07

now that's love!

yaboy95 0

Monday 20 December 2010 10:32

lmfao xD

FMLforALL 0

Monday 20 December 2010 13:13

popping pimples is fun!!! especially other peoples!!!

kubancyclone87 0

Monday 20 December 2010 15:15

Lmao omg this just made my morning

alexFYL 11

Monday 20 December 2010 18:01

So your boyfriend invited you into a very private and personal thing between couples (I mean who openly admits to popping pimples? Well, a lot of people apparently, but still, it's not something you talk about around strangers or guests) and... you took offense because you aren't that into your relationship, and then went to complain about it online? It's grooming... monkeys do it, humans do it... it's about as gross as dropping a jellybean on the floor and then eating it. Everyone does it but nobody admits it. I mean, come on, there's other gross things couples do but it happens during relationships... accidentally touching someone's anus during intercourse for example. Or using the bathroom and leaving the door open. Or talking about your period. Etc.

HunterAlpha1 8

Monday 20 December 2010 20:23

sooo... you'll have sex with him, give him a *******, but if he asks you to pop a pimple, that's to much?

Daelda 6

Tuesday 21 December 2010 0:08

What will you do if you get married and your spouse gets ill or has an operation an needs help going to the bathroom, or changing a dressing on a wound? People don't always stay healthy. If you are grossed out by the thought of a simple butt pimple, how will you ever take care of children (assuming you want any)? Heck, I once helped a now ex-gf, pop a vaginal pimple. Now *that* hurt, I'm sure.