Cheeky git

By fmldailyyy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, my husband told me he had been cheating on me for the past 8 months. Twenty minutes later, he asked me what was for dinner. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 846
You deserved it 3 165
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merritalstatus 3

it sucks but you kinda deserved it for not showing him the door within those 20 minutes

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BoCo_fml 9

I agree. If it were me those 20 minutes would have been spend driving to a lawyer, not chillin' with him. Also OP, you don't deserve that kind of treatment DO NOT stay with him. An affair is unforgivable!

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bryna_fml 5

I hope he likes eating with his ass because thats where i would shove it

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rocketgirl999 2

sad. leave him now. once a cheater always a cheater

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BeautyOfGrac3 6

Time to get the frying pan and let it meet his face. Then tell him "there's ur dinner bitch!! GTFO"

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Ugi 26

Battered testicles, I assume! Almond cookies are always a good choice under such circumstances.....

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dramaticsamsam 2

food and sex are the two things that are normally on guys minds.

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